Mom found my piss bottles and told my dad

>mom found my piss bottles and told my dad
>a few days ago dad driving me to the dentist
>on the way back he suddenly asks me out of nowhere
>"user, you are 26 years old, why are you peeing in bottles
>go completely red out of embarrassment, we both say nothing all the way back

why is she such a bitch Any Forums? also does this happen in your country? what are the international ramifications and implications of this?

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What exactly does this have to do with international topics?

user, you are 26 years old, why are you peeing in bottles

stop peeing in bottles.

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i do it when im drunk cause alcohol makes me immobile

why do you pee in bottles?

He's worried i have schizophrenia, cause he also mentioned he looked up on google why people piss in bottles and apparently it's a symptom of schizophrenia

You have schizophrenia.

user we’re not even talking to you right now, get help.

Stop peeing in bottles.

MEDS NOW

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>mom found my Aneros
FUCK

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Why do you have piss bottles
At least keep it down to one and throw the full ones out

>tfw lived with parents until 27yo
>creaky old house so didn't wanna walk down the stairs at night to use bathroom because would wake up parents
>pissed in bottles and stored them in my closet
>found my own apartment and had to move out
>parents drive 5 minutes to grocery store
>go turbo mode and put all the bottles into my giant camping backpack
>like 35-40kg
>shit
>parents return
>say I'm going out
>put on my backpack and dad asks what the hell is so damn heavy
>mumble something about beer and books
>escape
>dump all the bottles in the woods, in a hole under some rocks
>fastforward 4 years
>back in those woods for a walk while visiting parents
>realize I'm near my pissbottle stash
>check it
>it's empty

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What did she say?

>it's a symptom of schizophrenia
im not schizo
im not schizo
im not schizo
im not schizo

the gnomes used it all

Damn gnomes.

stop having schizophrenia

>>"user, you are 26 years old, why are you peeing in bottles
psychforums.com/mens-health/topic53369-20.html
bro is this you

Yes I have schizophrenia and I piss in bottles

They should throw you out.

It reflects a certain type of character that has important international implications.

he wants to know if it happens in your country

You pour them down the toilet and when you want to get rid of them wash them out with hot water and soap and recycle them

this confirms it, it seems they are cataloguing common chan user traits as schizoprenia in order to get us to take hazardous drugs and prevent us from devolving further as we usually do while unchecked