The good guys

I fucking hate women so much it's unreal

aren't you from canada.. which is america... what... just what... i mean canada...

Canada is too weak to be the enemy of mankind

canada is the united states man... are you actually in canada.. you would know this. I cross that border all the time. no one even cares.

just what...

Canada is America's hat. We don't have the same global influence you guys do.

Yep.
Feels good.

You are the united states you dumbass. lol
your life, the way you live, is because canada is the united states de facto.

you just sound ungrateful like a bitch and quite ignorant. was your family rescued by the united states?

This
You should go back to your mountain cave

>average day in the life of an American
>see woman breast feeding in public
>"you are commiting an unholy crime"
>go home and jack off to Blacked porno
>talk about politics on twitter
>do not consider losing weight
>drive 500 miles to buy diabetes burger
>watch Star Wars

>The good guys.
Y-yeah, haha...

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sweet burn from 120 years ago in yellow journalism. you got us.

>>go home and jack off to Blacked porno
Brits are the last people on earth who should be joking about that

Objectively, Poland is the good guys in the world but they are unable to do anything.
Uruguay is the protagonist

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Canada is a non-country. We don't have the cultural power projection to be the enemy of anyone. America is responsible for destroying countries, not saving them.

You're really going to try and say that was fake news? This is the hill you want to die on?
timesmachine.nytimes.com/timesmachine/1902/07/17/101959147.pdf