A Rabbi took away my foreskin and gave me a blowjob when i was 8 days old

A Rabbi took away my foreskin and gave me a blowjob when i was 8 days old.

does this happen in your country?

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My parents are leftists so I'm uncircumcised

Expected an American flag but this'll do too.

It should not, but I'm pretty sure it happens

I got circumcised because my dad was and my parents didn't want me to become confused as to why my and dad's benis' looked different.

Nope.
I'm not a jew.

how many of the fanatics still practise this?

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yes of course it's a beautiful rite of passage of Judaism
that's leftist? many leftists here don't seem to think that the body is a temple, tattoos, piercings, and all.

Same. Dumb boomers.

Tattoos and piercings normally don't impair function, unlike circumcision.

Lol wtf. I would imagine this is a joke but I’ve heard Americans say this before. How often do you look at your dads penis? And why would it matter if it looked different

yeah no this does not count you are still a virgin

Nukes there invented exactly for this moments.

>gave me a blowjob
I've never had a good blowjob anons :(
>I got circumcised because my dad was and my parents didn't want me to become confused as to why my and dad's benis' looked different.
wtf

if it makes you feel any better, roasties like it. also semitic girls will like you anymore

>inb4 cope

Orthodox priest stroked my penis when I was 8.

Why do you have to look at your dad's Benis BTW???
I never saw my dad's thingy and I'm not planning on seeing it

Did your circumcision cut off your frenulum?
What's the point if it reduces your pleasure during sex?

I dunno. Apparently, it happened to someone they knew and scared them for life.
Don't think so

Do christians in america also get circumstanced by rabbis or do they go for a doctor to mutilate their children?

I think we just do doctors, not enough Rabbis to go around I think.

ik this is probably cope but some people report more enjoyable sex after. probably cuz their foreskin was sticking to their dick. if ur not a jew or muslim its hard to justify tho

>probably cuz their foreskin was sticking to their dick
they had phimosis. Plenty of cut men think phimosis is normal amongs uncuts

Do secular Jews do metzitzah b'peh?

No I have a tight foreskin.