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Absolute fucking minger with skin the colour of actual poodoo and even uglier inside.

massive poofter

Was doing neck curls in the gym then took a big swig of water and couldn't swallow it and spat it all over the floor

Left or right lads

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Repulsive anti white bitch

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probably left although her boobs look potentially problematic

>women with tattoos

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Heaven above left one's got a boat like a slapped arse

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islam being based again

bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-61813390

Authorities in Saudi Arabia have been seizing rainbow-coloured toys and children's clothing, which they claim encourage homosexuality, state TV says.

The commerce ministry tweeted separately that its teams were confiscating "products that contain symbols and signs calling for deviation and contradicting common sense".

youtu.be/X3-KK3CcZCc

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>getting a haircut every two weeks
Half the fun of a chop is letting it get a bit long then admiring how fresh you look after

yeah i'd also hate the "system" if i was that ugly

20 mins until barbertoil, wish it was possible to order from a self service like maccies and robot hands would cut your hair and not try to talk to you

like when you don't wank for a few weeks and then spend the entire day edging before finishing

the only good bit about getting a haircut is when the lady who looks a bit like a slaggy version of your mum runs her fingers through your hair

Sounds a bit anti-semitic tbhfam

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TWO battered savs today de ladsss TWO battered savs get innnnnn

>Western values are so pervasive even people in Saudi associate rainbows with benders now
Imagine what we could achieve if we actually exported a good culture

There are some gaffs that let you book non-speaking seats. I just make it clear to my barber I'm not in the mood and he leaves me be

GO'ORN MY SAN
OI OIIIIIIIIIII

Funnily enough I don't think the Saudis care about that

quite enjoy a natter with the barber me

someone just needs to invent a diet where i can eat what i want and still lose weight tbf

Mental how Russell Brand went from being a raging leftypol hanging out with Owen Jones in 2015, to a /x/-tier schizo in 2022.

I googled “non talking barber” and it was just loads of bender asmr

Try the Bottom-Friendly diet

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Try saxenda, some weird injection that makes you feel full really quick so you can eat what you want just not much of it

might head off to Italy
mumsteins given me a bit of money and I want to see what the fuss it about all that Italian food

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No gf

italian food isnt that great. just wheat, tomato and cheese really yeah

Can’t believe this is real

Does 1 think she is the best here

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HIT RORKE IN THE SPOT

KNOCK HIS DREADS OFF

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love how the word "gooner" has been appropriated
now I can't help but cackle everytime an Arsenal fan claims to be a "gooner till I die"

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for me it’s the italian gyaldem