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all of those girls look like they are related

elden greng

mad how Americans think 5 dollars per gallon is outrageous and ours is almost double that

Nah, you're just a thick cunt

Still can not believe that spastic was told half a dozen times the anons dad was Shrek and he kept saying "who is your Dad though" Mong

corr would love to spaff inside him

We don't drive as much as them tho

They look like awful people

>tfw a computer is better at creative writing than me

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5 dollars per gallon is obscene, particularly when we have the energy reserves and refineries to provide a local product in abundance

Yeah he's a strange little idiot

reckon these girls are into fat virgin freaks?

is that ai dungeon

all zoomers are gay. they're not even looking in the direction of the girls.

Should i start wearing chains

Lift weights. Listen to National Socialist black metal. Drink mead. Hail Odin!

Are there any other EU bros whose eyes have been opened by this shameful display of omnishambles that British politics has been for the past few years?

I have grown up, taught to believe that the British political system was enviable example of near-eternal resilience and a near millenium of a proud parliamentary tradition but those past years have shown otherwise.

Under the thin mask of democratic institutions the United Kingdom is nothing but a corrupt oligarchy. Worse than that: the UK is now a rogue state under the constant threat of internal political and territorial disintegration. It bends and breaks international agreements and treaties, uses the lives and fates of people or the re-ignition of violent conflicts as perverse poker chips. It negotiates with threats and brinkmanship, and has shown itself to be vulnerable, prone to outside interference by foreign interest.

During the greatest global catastrophe since the second world war high-profile bureaucrats and members of government have openly jeopardized and ridiculed the health and economical security of their own citizens that kept the economy and the health sector afloat during the pandemic until it personally affected them, triggering a botched and completely mismanaged response.

You shouldn't really double down on an insult when I've just shown that it's not applicable to me as I do actually know my father, you know that green bloke from that film Shrek

based knight

>a girl I took back from the club wouldn't have sex with me last night because I didn't have a speaker
best speaker I can get exclusively for shagging?

gymtoil up soon.

squattoil needs doing ffs.

>WHO to rename monkeypox virus to reduce stigma
What will be the new name?

*paints myself in green and starts shagging your mothers arse*
HURRRR I'M SHREK DUR HURRR

I thought he was genuinely retarded at one point

>Lift weights. Listen to National Socialist black metal. Drink mead. Hail Odin!

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very peckish currently

rorke standing on a hill in remote scotland unfurling a big banner that reads 'you will not replace us' getting his bits frozen off in the blustery winds

rasheed down the maternal ward with his wife yasmina as she delivers a set of triplets.

Dad?

Monkeypox isnt the name, they're changing it from West Congo Basin Disease or some shit.

u a big lad then eh?

Just during the last few months following the referendum several investigative bombshell reports from the last remnants of British civil society have exposed numerous senior members of the highest intelligence committees as foreign agents bankrolled by antagonist powers. British politicians whore themselves out to the highest bidder without any consideration for their democratic mandate, be it American mega-corporations or Russian oligarchs.

I have come to believe that this declining power poses a great threat to the collective economical and security interest of our shared continent. The United Kingdom should thus be removed as far as possible from any collective decision-making process, and utterly reduced to the status of a castrated economical dependency.

The EU should use its diplomatic muscles to reduce British presence within multilateral institutions including the United Nations Security Council. The Union should openly support any political movement that seeks to restore democratic institutions within separate parts of the contemporary United Kingdom. It should also support any actions of those movements that seek to use their new-found sovereignty to seize and greatly reduced the UK's nuclear arsenal and military capabilities in order to diminish its power projection.

If the Union is to be preserved then our Continental Bloc has to elevate these tenants as their new foreign policy doctrine in order to protect the peace, prosperity and democracy gifted to us by the process of European Unification!

bent freak monkey shagging poo poo pox

>2022
>not smoking cigarettes

Were you bullied in school, mentally retarded or both?

>b-but it will kill you

So? Is life a competition of who lives the longest?

>you get addicted!!!

No you won't if you are not an underage b& and smoke in moderation.

>IT COSTS TOO MUCH MONEY!!!

Who's telling you should smoke a pack a day you fucking moron?

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just finished squeezing out a massive arse snake

The name's Rasheed.
Dierdre Rasheed.

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kumquat

corr would love to spaff inside her

Holy fuck do you actually have down syndrome? His dad is the actual shrek from the movies how many times can we tell you?

4 U

cumquads

deirdre would be a dirty coalburner in this era

I heard they're remaking Only Fools and Horses but with Muslims instead

le serpent d'arse

what music do you lads listen to at gymtoil?

i listen to hip hop and house

you've been done up like a kipper here lad

where did you hear that?

watching Gordon Ramsay mock people on tiktok

what meat is from sheep

youtu.be/okIC8D5BXn8

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>would be
You think she was born a Rasheed?

Doing a watch

youtube.com/watch?v=jxeyYdQtHrI

Why can't I smoke in the Pub. Im already drinkin

mutton
lamb

Hip hop isn't music.

twenty one pilots
maroon 5
imagine dragons

minecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Raw_Mutton

Quat, come.

Because I dont want second hand smoke you grimey cunt

>Germans trying to take over the world again

you forgot chop

feel like SHIT

can you anglo faggots please explain to me where "lad" culture came from and why it makes you such insufferable cunts?
-american who experienced your repulsive behavior in thailand

Because then non smokers wouldn't be able to smell their own farts would they

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can not wait for hollow knight: silksong to be released

they should be stigmatised so retards stop eating bushmeat out of shame

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Teams pro-tip: send a "Good morning" message to a colleague, then type for at least 90 seconds so that the typing icon appears on their screen, then stop and don't send anything

>Thailand
you should have stayed there.

>american who experienced your repulsive behavior in thailand

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i ate your dads bushmeat (and contracted monkeypox)

Fuck sake I live in a first floor flat and just had a wank and just realised my curtains were open the entire time. If any kids saw me I am going to jail or if someone videod me its probably on facebook. Gonna have to put in a move with housing exec now

what were you doing in thighland?

it really do be like that

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Ground floor, you yank cunt

leftypol tip-toeing around islam again

I got round this potential issue by having my curtains shut 24/7

The fact it’s in such a retarded state and surviving as one of the oldest ongoing democratic is a testament to how resilient it is and we don’t neee to keep reinventing new republics like France and let’s not even talk about Germany

>thailand
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*boots the ball out of the thread while roaring AVE IT*

Just having a laugh and that

I've noticed a shockingly high amount of British people pronouncing z as "zee". It's over.