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reek of ciggies currently

Still feel bad about the time I hooked up with this bitch a few times and only found out after the third time that she had a BF (cunt was just horny and he was out of town). I don't know if he ever found out because she ghosted me presumably when he returned.

If a girl is into k-pop or any sort of Asian culture, ask yourself if she's really worth the baggage even for a hookup. In my case yes because she made me nut like nothing ever has, but still.

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to be fair, it is a massive ponzi scheme

shagging girls fannies then ejaculating deep inside the fanny

virgin freaks will never EVER experience this

The famileigh haven't uploaded since march :/

Doing a listen

youtube.com/watch?v=y-ndMMYhmi0

just looked up a woman I use to shag
she has SLAMMED into the wall
grim

mine now has a permanent aftertaste of bhuna

wtf I love bill gates now?!

Thinking about what film to watch

If you re-elect Joe Biden then the whole world is going to laugh at you.
If you re-elect Donald Trump then the whole world is still going to laugh at you.
Good luck.

lads would you accept a japanese gf if you were offerred one?

It's the YouTube auditors doing it
Go after them

think it's time to trim the 'tache

when is it i like the maymays

yes

Mental that Vegware says its takeaway cups are "Commercially compostable™" while every council recycling service doesn't accept Vegware to be found in food waste bags or garden waste bins.
Equally mental that soft plastics are unrecyclable in the UK despite those soft plastics having legit recycling logo and Germany already has done such recycling well.

recently watched 1917 and it was alright

would say it was alright because it was kinda weird but alright bit gay at the end though but alright

rorke going absolutely ballistic at a 16 year old cashier in kfc because she gave him a "diversity built britain" 50p in his change

what are your options?

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Only if she spoke perfect English without an accent

do you not realise they're all a massive tax fraud and are costing the country a fortune

rorke getting refused service in kfc for trying to pay with cash

>bit gay at the end
dont remember that, just the lad sitting exhausted thinking about his ordeal

the perfect woman

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I'm amazed it took so long for cops to shut down the Oxford Street sweetshops, everyone's known they were drug fronts for years

what possible reason would I have for *not* accepting a Japanese gf?

reckon British borders are administered by the EU

Man, I can't even wait to marry a JAV actress or a gravure idol of my choice.

Are there any democrats popular enough to unseat Biden?

Surely we can't go on like this

honestly, don't think we should have a sole leader. what we need is like 10 experts in control of different aspects of society - like education and stuff. what the actual fuck does Biden know about education? Nothing. Just silly. Need the politics taken out of politics.

'scuse me love
*gently pushes her aside to grab a bag of Cheetos flamin' hot and walks off*

the perfect woman

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I use gay in the sense that it was boring after the lads gay mate died

what an amazing idea no one ever had before

Looks like Sydsnap with enlarged breasts, or am I just having hallucination?

>ugly
>fat
>nose piercing
mate do you have to

>costing the country a fortune
idk if you're baiting, but some people genuinely believe this. people happily accepted forced closures of many businesses and massive spending during pandemic (not to mention all the other kinds of waste) which is why we are seeing inflation right now. that is what is costing the country a fortune. not some sweet shops. less than a drop in the ocean

You should his foundation actually has good goals
>decrease human population therefore better QOL

right then
trannies
let’s talk about them

the proto gf is out sunbathing without her top on in the garden

might have a wank then go spaff all over her

The dumb 4channer said this

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Watching a film? Why not read about Jesus instead?

Cute and fuckable

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Why are incels on the rise in the UK? Is it THAT hard to get a gf?

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The yank gf, as it were

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I agree, let's.
*jumps out of the window to escape from this conversation*

Trusting the science, anyone want owt?

someone screeching outside

wonka is rolling in his grave

no fucking way that's a bloke unless he's been on puberty blockers, and even then you'd be a nonce for liking the way he looks anyway

Despite the fact Ukraine has a near infinite supply of money and weapons, three times as many soldiers and has been preparing for an invasion over 7 years Russia still has taken over 1/5 of Ukraine

having a cheeky screech in the garden

4 pints of liquid shit from a muslim's arse please pal x

screeching outside some bell-ends house aha

The new car, as it were.

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gonna be unbearably hot today and my car's AC just died

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considering for decades Russia has been hyped as having one of the most powerful armed forces in the world they've done shit

Not as fun really

remember monkeypox

pack it in please

forgot it was friday today

I reckon Subaru now produces only SUV-style cars, what a shame.

Russia is fighting against an army that has an endless supply of free munitions and funds but is still winning

The name's Superstar. Jesus Christ Superstar.

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What happened to Wonka chocolate, why don't they produce it anymore, only the bland nerdz candies?