/brit/

how's it foing

hnnnnnngh

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2016 /brit/ vernacular finally made its way into the speccie

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you love to see it

Why you on sick for you paigon. Let me guess, "Muh mental 'elf!"

ktim
detest the news these days
they don't tell you what's happening, it has to have an opinion attached to it
simple as

Tried killing myself at toil. They keep asking me to get sick notes even though I don't really want to

i cant relax you know, the other night i was in a place i felt like having a few drinks i went over the bar tender i said surprise me, he showed me a naked picture of my wife

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they look foreign

going to go to a doctor for my anxiety

imagine you walk into a girl's bedroom and she's got the hammer and sickle above the bed
still shag?
me, i'd have to assume they're mentally ill and would fear for my safety should we experience a bad breakup afterwards

*exits /brit/*

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He's literally me

Roughly 40 percent of single Japanese men in their 20s have never been on a date, survey says

Take my wife please

Built for my big nazi cock

a penis? and a boobies?? wtf is going on

was this worth the ban you're gonna get?

>teehee i hate my wife :v
god i hate boomer comedians

kek

>toilfu has unblocked me on whatsapp
>too scared to send anything in case she blocks me again

norman innit?

looks healthy

ktim when i found out my gf is a tranny

nigga looks like he just ate a lemon

trannies become women in my eyes the moment they let their house become a fucking sty like any normal woman's house

>was this worth the ban you're gonna get?

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kek you massive fucking virgin
"woz dis werf da ban ur gonna get"
fucking hell. just piss off you snivelling little cunt

That happened like 2 months ago, start complaining about the world passing you by in a year.

Why did she block you before?

might do a Charlie Hebdo on their offices

>>was this worth the ban you're gonna get?

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[thing which is bad] is like my wife!
My wife said [thing which isn't humourous] so I said [thing which is humourous]!

stick a cork in it lad

>"woz dis werf da ban ur gonna get"
screaming

>>>was this worth the ban you're gonna get?

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sitting on my own
chewing on a bone
a thousand millions miles from home when
something hit me, somewhere right between the eyes

I think it's because she wanted to get away from anything work related so she blocked everyone from toil

>>>>was this worth the ban you're gonna get?

just watched a crow or blackbird eating food, hopping around, clean its beak, jump about with expert precision, look around, judge its environment, and make analytical decisions about how to navigate its surroundings

I've just had the nasty thought that if you take away the magic of language, humans aren't that much more intelligent than other animals, if at all

my money don't jiggle jiggle
it folds

Ring her up and ask her if she wants nobbed

bad post
good post

do these freaks know theyre the living embodiment of the npc meme?

Don't think they care what some shut-ins on Any Forums have to say

Rorke unmasked

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I kneel

post cocks then

hat

was this worth the ban you're gonna get?

why do you keep clamouring for attention about this?
i suppose pretending to off yourself at work was a massive cry for attention so doing it here is par the course.
fucking freak, jog on

fucking hate this pathetic country

did you have a bad day?

someone hat this fool

>jailed for memes

absolute state of it

Thats the joke
Some people dont take themselves too seriously yknow

not worth the ban im gonna get

screaming. fucking hell

is that ethan ralph's bastard?

Try 8 years, youll be in your own little world

Doesn't answer the question. What, specifically, is wrong with you?

>/brit/ is what /britfeel/ used to be
>/britfeel/ is now some weird /soc/ and Any Forums hybrid

Mad world

*snips it off with scissors*

>No, you're a Tatar shitbag
ur a limey subhuman bong shitbag? true lmao

why can't I report this for being nsfw

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*surreptitiously opens r9k*

*growls*

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bring three packed lunches into toil me

dont know what units to take at university