>OI M8 YOU GOT A LOICENCE?

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can't let those 16 year olds get their hands on those dangerous cooking ingredients

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Imagine allowing teens to make pancakes

OI M8 U BAKIN A BIT OF SPOTTED DICK? CAN'T 'AVE THAT NOW CAN WE?

yeast is a living breathing organism

Bread is murder!

It's fair enough. Man's used to do bare egging back in the day in London. Oi, must have seen this bus yeah and I dashed like ten eggs at it and it nearly served. Bare jokes you get me

I assume this pic is from the halloween season. Kids usually buy paint, milk, eggs and flour en masse to chuck at peoples houses during Halloween.

Please tell me you brits find this just as ridiculous as the rest of the world does.

eggs are haram

>anti-social behaviour
What, does baking a cake make you an incel now?

Yes of course it is.

But let /lit/ have thier little bit of license fun

It's just for halloween you idiots

WTF HOW?

argggggh, can't I enjoy anything anymore?

These are not kosher eggs.

That must be satire

It's because kids chuck them at cars and houses

eggs produce badhouse gases
better look into eating humans for breakfast to fight global morning

yeah eggs can give you a nasty infection
but flour is a harmless bants

>got ID'd for an energy drink
>got ID'd for plastic cutlery

these are actual things that happened to me so far

I have this thing called a moustache, no need for ID

Good. Can't have any juveniles commiting mass sporkings while hopped up on caffeine. I don't bloody think sharia allows it.