You wake up in Rishon LeZion, Israel. How do you proceed?

You wake up in Rishon LeZion, Israel. How do you proceed?

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go back to my city, just an hour drive away tbqh

I immediately kill myself whilst clutching a cross to stop myself from becoming infected with judaism

Ask around to see if anyone knows a guy named shahar

>Rishon LeZion
Why did jews thought naming a city like if it was an african american guy was a good idea?
gives tariq nashsneed vibes

Las islas malvinas

I'd go visit that one dude that's always posting pics ans saying he's leaving

Send coordinates to RAF asking for a Sarmat missile.

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rishon lezion literally means 'the first to zion'

So you're saying that you will leave for all eternity?

My heart belongs in hod hasharon

Call in an airstrike to my current position

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That actually looks kinda comfy.

I shall travel to the house of the Any Forums superstar, Shahar Mazuchinsky, and set up a new Israeli temple.

Based.

Start asking if anyone knows a guy named Shahar Mazuchycumsky or whatever his lastname was

Did an American future engineer/doctor name this city?

And most likely designed it too, given the urban sprawl.

thats just the suburbs, rishon leziyon itself is very walkable
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I go on a hunt for Shahar

What if they do?

>buy plane ticket
>go back to the US