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My daddy taught me a few things too...

Fell asleep with the window open and now covered in mozzy bites ffs

The water in my town is known for being as close to pure H20 as it's possible to get. I only drink water from my local spring, none of that fluorinated tap water for me. I wonder how soon it will be until I ascend to a higher plane of consciousness.

Come here and give me a hug son
*cocks the double barrel shotgun*

hay fever berg being an absolute cunt today
think I od'ed on pollen

Might play vr chat and pretend to be an anime girl for a while

Actually nah gonna reheat the chips from lunch and eat that then decide what to do

Mine was so bad yesterday I thought I had covid

With pleasure user
*shotguns the double barrel cock*

my spiritual friend says water has memory and if you only drink super purified water then you're not absorbing any real spiritual energy from it

My dad has an over inflated ego so when I asked him for advice on office working he would just make out like he was the billy big bollocks leader of the office who was in charge and had everybody listening to him. I mean he was management level but I observe few leadership qualities in him now that I'm grown up myself. Part of growing up is realising that your parents are human too, and my dad is just an ordinary man like everybody else's, if anything I look back and find it endearing that he was trying to impress me and make out like he was more important than he was

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Yours is brilliant, but I like this.

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Think I'm having a migraine, but it only comes and goes currently.

>passport expires 5 days before the 3 month buffer from when i travel
>require 3 month buffer to travel to the EU
>planning to travel in 9 weeks
>passport renewal will take "10 weeks"
ive fucked it lads
absolutely FUCKED IT

Nipping Rwanda anyone want anything?

Why England have no strong whiskey heritage like Irish and Scots

Get an emergency passport

african qween gf ta lad

Your spiritual friend sounds like a mong desu

>yesterday passed through 3 airports and took 2 flights never wearing a mask
>today test positive for covid
Oopsie teehee x

>no tits
>no penis
What's even the point?

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Lol yeah especially when youre round them