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can you take boats this small onto the open ocean?

went out in just a t-shirt for the first time in about 4 years
proper little bedroom cretin me

Why aren't you a Buddhist, user?

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haven't wanked in like a week and last night i had an involved dream about hiring a prossie
might just do it desu, first time for everything

prefer not to say

It's hard to know because a lot of people will never admit it. Like when everyone first hit puberty no one would admit that they masturbated, but eventually it just got too ridiculous and everyone started talking about it openly

#
A collectathon, were you collect /brit/ memes around the catalog
Add some 'jaks and some jannies

I used to work making video game maps

might get swallowed by a whale

Going to a pagan meetup even though I'm not pagan.

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Nothing better than feeling a man unload directly into my digestive system. Cor. Then afterwards ordering a chinese

what with your willard flapping about?

i once got stood up by a east asian girl i met off tinder so i went to the local dogging area and got an old bloke to suck me off..

nah, maybe next time though

good thread so far

She is sexy as fuck, I want her to peg me

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keep it up /brit/

You meeting 'jive?

Can only imagine the state of the subhuman who authored this disgusting post. Say your parents are well proud. Not an ounce of sense

looking forward to embarrassing myself at toil drinks tomorrow
like i always do

defo once got myself into a porn hole where i was just wanking to tranningtons and thought about taking a willard up the jacksie
problem is you look at men in real life and they're all dog ugly cunts and there's no way i'd let one shag me

>women in the office can wear this voluminous summer dresses which keep them cool
>men have to wear shirts and jeans and we're all sweating like pigs

hate it lads
I was drenched from the second I got in
What a torrid torrid day

At least I have England vs Hungary to cheer me up.

You jinxed it

Alri gchq

schizo

Mikey is the weirdest cunt. Posts gay shit then distances himself from it afterwards. Just accept you're gay.

real mikey would’ve laughed

based, where is it?

Yes lad. The venue just says South London so I hope it's not some shithole in Tooting

Mikey I want to kill my own life. What should I do?

Just turn up in a voluminous summer dress tomorrow

thoughts on white men fucking (raping) latinx women?

posted this in the peru/australia thread yesterday and the seething was tremendous

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>Nothing better than feeling a man unload directly into my digestive system
This works for both ends too

A tad cringe innit, disrespectful to your ancestors and all

love tranny cock in my arse

rorke thinking 1 million legal immigrants and 80,000 refugees with a 300k housing surplus is a bad thing

anyone here more right brained than left brained

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I would have laughed if it were funny
Go right ahead, you won’t be missed

>jeans
Try trousers.

it's the most ridiculous, convoluted, racist thing ever to be uttered on radio

play it again!

clean my flat once a week and I've had 3 visitors in the last 2 years (all mumberg) with plenty of notice. starting to think there's no point and I should just wallow in my own shite

Funny. In the France-Croatia thread they did a close up of a french BMWF couple and all the frenchies were livid

...

any repressed man in

I like him. Don't you think it might get brigaded by 'tifa?

Nah real mikey wouldnt be this cold

latina women (in latino countries) do seem to like white men. not as much as asian women perhaps but quite a lot.

not sure why you bothered replying since we established you are pretending

alri literal woman/poofter

mind if I have a feel of your muscles

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noam chomsky is literally a communist
cant believe people listen to his braindead ramblings

I've literally never seen an Australia thread on the catty unless it's twinned

That's why I don't think he's named the venue yet.

mikey the pikey

you didn't consider they might too be communists?

>jeans
guarantee that you dont have to wear jeans

latina and med women seem so much more vibrant and full of life than white women

his whole theory of linguistics has been debunked by the existence of an amazonian tribe whose language lacks recursion. he's such a runt that he tries to get linguists blocked from visiting said tribe telling the brazillian gov that they're racist

does he work?

genuinely no part of my brain is good

How do people keep stealing mikey's account?

he's attractive in a dad kind of way

He's an anticommunist. The typical petit bourgeois "intellectual" with a grudge against the USSR and Marxism-Leninism.

it was a world cup playoff
live on bbc red button too

Tonight is the final world cup playoff to decide the 32nd and final team of Qatar 2022.

New Zealand vs Costa Rica.
Live on BBC Red Button and BBC website.

clean like a carwash

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