/brit/

>british women are GRIM
The English Rose is the most beautiful of them all

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Camilla

mad that people like kate middleton exist and then theyres rugged runts such as myself

just done an ella hollywood vr wank. ashamed of myself. not where i want to be in life.

> my life isn’t perfect
> I know lads we should tear everything down and forcefully install a system of government that inherently requires extreme central control
> what mate no way that power could ever be abused, north korea, ussr, holodomor, gulag? the fuck you on about mate never heard of them haha
> what do mean “forced”? haha mate yeah sure that’s mental not like anyone would ever refuse to do their state mandated job

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morning lads. just a warning the faggotry in this thread is about to increase by a solid 20%

made a promise to myself i wouldnt be buying any more art this month but i've broke my own limitation and bought this for £1800

should be delivered next week x

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i like the one where a group of men to a wee wee on her face and in her mouth and she drinks some of the wee wee

£1800 for that
you mental?

the one on the left looks a lot like my mum if you tacked on another 10-15 years

why am I like this?

no why?

whos the artist x

>morning
it's 1:31pm

WHY couldnt i just be born as a chad
its not fair

People in the USSR owned more and were more free than you will ever be.

i could paint that ffs

i would have sexual intercourse with your mother and ejaculate inside her vagina

'I thought he was Mr Right, but the problem is I don't find him sexually attractive'

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I really hope this is a joke

jason mccoy x

Ordered myself a new bowling ball lads.

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you bent? x

>buying art
if i was ever to purchase such utter shit i would simply print if off the internet for free saved myself about £1800 there

*prints it out and sticks it on my fridge*
saved myself almost 2 grand

That little faggot what was his name, Henry?
Oxford Bender

sunberg got me in for sunbathingtoil overtime. skinstein will NOT be pleased

i spend about ~10k a month on art, partially as an investment but mostly because i love it

at least three of those aren't even english

youtube.com/watch?v=9UUO7A_lXyo

did you break the last one crushing your bollocks?

discuss

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We were cursed. Now we have to suffer being ugly & a misfit in this world or kill ourself.

its ok if art isn't your thing but surely you understand the idea of owning the papers that come with legitimate pieces

ME BISCUIT'S FALLEN IN ME BREW

Philosophically speaking, what makes good bants?

you know the trick to investing in art is to buy stuff that will increase in value right

>this paper says my picture is worth more than your printout because... well just because okay??

courage
*knees you in the balls and starts cackling*

its a flat 2 dimensional image, mate. that doesnt change even if its the original

Instead of fearing the demographic change, we need to embrace it. This is only another chapter in our island's history. The Hindustani race are perfect for bleaching, within two generations they will practically look white as an Anglo-Saxon. Not to mention our future King William V is also an Anglo-Indian.
Our biggest mistake was not doing this earlier, the Anglo-Indian race could have ruled the world a century ago.

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wanted to buy an issy wood for a while but shes a bit out of my price range x

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wit and attitude

Wonder if there are spare spots on that rwanda flights, my uncle went there for a holiday and said it was nice.

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seen her boobies

how the fuck can you afford to spend 10 grand a month on shitty paintings but you're spending your Tuesday on /brit/

No, the first one I got wasn't designed to hook well. This one will hook in as I bowl it down close to the gutter.

Wrote a song lads
voca.ro/1oCrcXDZDdAO

no bruv

its his dads money

not always, art valuation is subjective as it's worth is what someone is willing to pay

not that i've bothered selling many pieces before, i much prefer displaying it and enjoying it myself. plenty of worse things you can waste money on, plus it's tax deductable due to my work

Getting a mill when mum keels.

Might purchase this Rothko, thoughts?

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cant you just stick a grenade in it and get a strike? aha

both look quite bad

who hasn't, love me red scare girls.

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The Head of the Church of England is currently in the news for saying that Britain is evil for stopping illegal immigration

The head of the Catholic church is in the news for saying that Russia's invasion of Ukraine was provoked

We need to kill these weak useless ridiculous frock wearing cunts. They're just shit.

Saw somebody say this flight to Rwanda will cost 90 grand per refugee, and keeping them only slcosts 12 grand per

And another saying part of the deal is taking other refugees off Rwanda

Sounds like a bit of a cock up

Just eating an apple x

prefer to not say
good taste x

you WILL never have sex with picrel
and you know why?
because you were born with the wrong genes
matter of fact youre so genetically inferior she'll most likely ignore your entire, pathetic existence

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how does a flight to rwanda cost 90 grand? stick em on ryanair and it'll be done for 30 quid fs

Russia invasion was provoked you melter

Nasty little nato kike

raype

Both of there statements where correct, ur just a main stream media slurping piggy. The church will die cause shithead goblins like yourself arn't worth of it.

new gf said to slow down during sex last night as i was maxxing her out. never felt big before.

you could shag someone very much like that for the right price
in fact you could shag her personally but it might cost more

could just rape her to be fair

Costs 500 grand for the flight plus 30k per person to process them or something

I am 6'2 and people say I look clasically handsome and should be in films so keep your cope pipe and buzz off

tbf shagging fast requires a certain technique, women dont like it if you go at them like a jack hammer

Dirty little anti-NATO rat

I don't mind giving back Northern Ireland if it means forcing Ireland to join NATO (civilisation)

The Irish need to grow the fuck up for once

The only reason u want to so bad is cause of her genes you stupid little fool. Its all abitrary cockend.

>Jesuit
Benedict is my pope. Simple as.

Looking up Gold Coast escorts on Locanto again lads. Thinking I might get up to a bit of cheeky fun during the week.

me and the gf are known to shag for a good 2 hours at times

>his height starts with 5

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sounds like one of the SPH JOIs I wank to

benedict is my eggs. simple as

The vagina is able to take more load the hornier she is, she probably doesn't find you sexually attractive enough

Fuck off shlomo

show some respect

>Costs 500 grand for the flight
Oh so it's all just made up numbers then? gotcha

yeah ur right cos baby I was born this way

>jfs
nah

I shan't

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Saw him in Rome a couple of months back. A truly great man, you can feel his holiness as he comes past. To deny Francis is to deny Christ and his church.

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Unless you’re spending millions on art and it has an investment angle it’s retarded to spend more than a few hundred quid

do you guys still wear your retainer
the dentist lady just told me im going to have to wear it for the rest of my life
feel like they should of told me that before i spent 3k on braces

It varies. Sometimes the gf wants me to be gentler and sometimes she doesn't mind.

need an extension that just filters every fucking quora result from google. honestly made me hate street shitters more than anything else
pinterest too while i'm at it

got bare ishues unit bruv

I never had braces because I don't have shit genes

Favourite artwork?

who asked, nonce cultist?

>because you were born with the wrong genes
You're right. Life is inherently unfair. Some organisms are born with genetic advantages, and some with genetic disadvantages.

The theory of evolution tells us that organisms with crappy genes (not "fit" for the environment) will die out. It's not their fault. It's just bad luck. They were born with shit genes and they can't do anything about it.

Life is literally a genetic lottery.

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I wore a retainer for like a year after my braces. Don't fuck it up, because your teeth will go back to being bad. It happened to my sister and a friend of mine.

holding back responding to this because my literal novel will not be well received by /brit/ x

>poo
screminge

>Litterally the symbol for Chaos Magick, the known occult school of the British elites
Makes you think

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aha

right

Never happened to me
Teeth look fine

browsing brit in the archive due to all bad requests, fucking gook

I was told to wear mine for a year after my braces, but I stopped after 9 months and my lower teeth went right back to the banjaxed way they were before the braces. I think it's because I had a fucking MASSIVE wisdom tooth come through in the bottom rom. Top teeth stayed nice and straight though.

would love to lick kate's asshole

>You arrive in rural Spain
youtu.be/jj7xV7ORw24

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mental how theres entire continents of people who've lost that lottery

just say venus de milo then
always a safe pick

omg a heckin compass

Howling about St peter pulling this up on Judgement day.

Any other lads find it hard to cum with a condom on when the women is in missionary?

mental how people in iceland have never seen trees

>circles and lines
Woah..

i find it hard to spaff with a condom on full stop

Benedict is my pope.

condoms are a major turn off
strictly natural me

was holding her legs up to my shoulders, its an extra deep position, probably only viable for dicklets but I am 6.5ish"

Its a shagger's world and you're a vf

not showing off - i have too many matches
how do i balance conversations with all these people

I'll give you a spell

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