Japan has giant salamanders, they cannot suffer

what would happen if I kicked that thing

looks like it was ran over by a truck

Best Pokemon

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They get weighed down like that when not in water.

I wish I had a cute enthusiastic slamander-eating gf

youtu.be/vVeV99PvPbw?t=80

Yes, yes, very impressive Japan. However:

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I want to ride it but it should be a bit bigger for that
send some of those salamanders concealed in veggie shipments or something

ours are protected by police
yours are suffocated by police

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Salamanders are so based. I remember digging some up as a kid in upstate new york by some of the mountain lakes. We had an educational place with a ton of salamanders and other american amphibians by me growing up. Shits cash
>As their name implies, arboreal salamanders are excellent tree climbers. The amphibian’s large toes and prehensile tail aid it in climbing up to 60 feet above the ground. They have large, triangular heads and thick bodies, which can reach seven inches (18 centimeters) in length, including the tail. The arboreal salamander’s back is dark brown or gray, usually with yellow or white spots, and its underside has a cream coloration.
>send some of those salamanders concealed in veggie shipments or something
They'll dry out, user.

I'd take a knife, stick it to its head and leave
don't care, looks disgusting

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rude

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vgh the unfettering latinx spirit