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Waheey here we go
Me with my back turned to the camera
good night lads
Roll for your super power
lived in london for a decade and like to constantly remind all of my toilmates that im better than them because of it
Mad how I:
> didn’t ask
> don’t care
> will fucking do you mate
south georgia and the south sandwich islands be kidding me
My entire self image is based solely on whether the shirt I’m wearing looks nice
me when i realise theres a one of (((them))) in front of me
The Strokes - Cock in a cage
didn't ask slimy jew
full of curiosity this evening
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Monkey Dust (2003). The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of British social commentary most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.
whenever i see bad driving its almost always a you know what
based
what happened, I looked around and we weren't there. I almost had an effiin panic attack. I thought maybe we'd been collectively banned.
Her vag area and hips look a bit weird
Unironically too fat for my tastes
sexo
Enjoying the weather wagie? I hear London is beautiful this time of year. All those wonderful smells, especially deep down on that sweltering tube line there's a veritable cocktail of human odours from all over the world.
Enjoy your summer wagie, I'm going for a swim.
same
put the snickers down you fat cow amirite lads?
post the webm
You KNOW the one
Reckon a random sojourn would help me
post fucking machines
La you drive on the left.
want to do filthy, filthy sex with grackle in a hotel
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Still annoyed with that interview, fucking cunts, two hours wasted, second I leave this toil I will never take an inbound call again
They won't like this, fella
Like walking around the parks in London in the summer because there's lots of totty about having fun and getting drunk and that
Here in the countryside it's just old people
watching porn is the only enjoyable part of my day
cant imagine having a job where i have to answer the phone or face customers
feel for buggers who have to do that 2bf
>most expensive hotel in London
>£900
Bullshit, there's got to be more expensive places than that. I stayed at a place in Rome that was more expensive than that, and I'm sure London has more expensive places than Rome.
clickbait title
>it's not a volunteer project
based need more of this
thought this was fred dibnah
childish twat
Thanks Rabbi, now fuck off I hope you get mortared in Ukraine
Just get on the 'der lad.
remembering the post here earlier of a teacher saying his year 7 students were bullying another kid for being a furry and an egirl. Perhaps there is hope for the future
at that point in life where i'm only brushing my teeth once a day
He looks quite at peace here
When did posh British 20 somethings start pretending they aren't posh? Wearing their vintage nike sweaters and complicated haircuts even though you wen to Eton. It is ridiculous.
I preferred it when posh people were just posh
ye it's bullshit. £900 would maybe cover dinner for two (with wine) at the mandarin oriental
Need sex urgently. This is a sexual emergency. SOS. Wanking doesn't placate anymore. SOS.
Ahh yes, and match with single mums with no degree and no life prospects, very good
Love the countryside but let's face it everybody with potential here moves to a city for their youth
shes fucked it
*posts a selfie*
ahah
any cunny man in?
Dying laughing about how 190 was taken down by this Aisha woman
for years. they love 'slumming it' at 'uni'.
you've come so far
ACKKKK
hard to beat a pint and a smoke
Dunno I live near a city and there's plenty of fanny.
Found it harder to shag when I was living in London desu
me when the
The working class has no country, certainly not since the USSR was destroyed. The proletariat of all countries are class brothers.
>bottom tier price range of the most expensive hotels
povvo grifter whore
>live near a city
Then you're not in the countryside
Ever since they started deciding to rent a flat above a shop cut your hair and get a job smoke some fags and play some pool and pretend you never went to school
> mates asks if I want to play some games
> hop on discord and he’s fucking steaming
> he’s literally the most annoying drunk ever
Need an excuse to ditch this runt asap the
*homosexes you*
DORIME
( . ) ( . )
It is just ridiculous seeing a group of 5 absolute heroin addict looking rah's spending 100 quid a person on lunch. I preferred it when posh people wore tweed and brogues, at least it felt authentic
need imouto cunny
I look outside and see green. Close enough for me.
> once a day
Alright clean mouth
shuba shuba
The privately educated should be liquidated by leather-clad proletarian Bolsheviks. Would vastly improve Britain.
>Fragments of the monkeypox virus have been detected in semen in a handful of patients in Italy, raising questions over whether sexual transmission of the disease is a possibility, scientists said on Monday.
Those dirty bastard Italians
Been staring at Emma Watson’s breasts for days lads. Been looking at her nipples.
>girls that match and message with an x
basically already in right?
Decided to claim to be an asylum seeker and get a free holiday in Rwanda, been sitting out in the sun to get a bit browner to try to pass as a Syrian or something, wish me luck lads.
we all do stupid stuff when we're young
i'm sure they all have a laugh about it years later.
nonce
Spain after Gibraltar is returned to them
Would you rather shag Grackle or Ruby Granger?
I thought it was a nerd card game that a contest didn't need such a MILF as the presenter.
Anyway
>'No Rawnda': Demonstrators protest at Gatwick Immigration centre ahead of first deportation flight
>315 likes vs 2500 dislikes
I wonder what the dislikes are aiming at.
sCREAMING
any deeply repressed man in?
grackle is an innocent christian girl
so grackle
Sciaticaberg has me on the ropes
In a foul mood
Hate this webm
Vile scoundrel.... I could have saved her
Wouldn't be surprised if Spainlad had a go on them already
>Sciatica
middle aged woman made up 'disease' like fibro
What’s their opinion on American men
Recently spend £500 on a meal for me and the gf de lads
Her teeth creep me out. Makes her look like she smells weird.
doesn't even make sense to me how someone's arse could be that big
Is she Christian? Didn't know that
impolite
civilization will genuinely collapse before that happens
He has he also plays games with the monkey like league of legends or Mario kart or whatever he’s always on about
yeah she goes on about church stuff in some early videos
Fat cunts.
Take a look at this AthleteX video and you can find the tips helpful
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just realized impolite and uncivilized are the same term just one is Greek the other Latin
actually crazy
One way trip to Troon Cemetery
Is she standing on a platform or is she an amazonian?
transcript?
*writes that in my notes*
No everyone else in the room is just a virgin manlet
Thought they were doing a bit until he starting bouncing her head off the table lmao
my 69 year old mother has sciatica
This looks really gay
Had like 3500 calories today
what's so good about scarborough fair then
Ukrainian army opened an agressive fire on Donetsk today.