Why no one respect my country?

>best food in the world
>best scenery and nature in Europe
>most beautiful cities in the world, even if overran by nafris
>friendly people
>industrial powerhouse
>extremely high life standards, even in the poorest parts of the south
>very good infrastructures (“le bad infrastructures” is just a meme)
>still gets talked down by literal white nogs and even fucking DUTCH
What went so horribly wrong? Is it because of our ridiculous performance in wars happened a 100 years ago? Is it because of Hollywood?

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French country

Because it shouldn't exist and should be partitioned between its neighbors.
Wallonia to France. Flanders to Netherlands

>chareloi
>not a real country memes
>suburb of netherlands or province of france memes
Its not fair, belgium is great

Like 10 years ago there was a time when Belgium didn't have a government and all the non-country jokes showed up

And Bruxelles to morocco

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What are some good foods in your cunt?

>The (Salian) Franks, builders of Europe, are quintessentially Belgian. Belgians being their main descendants
>merovingians came from Belgium
>carolingians early powerbase and place of origin lies in Belgium
>capetians were belgian
>charlemagne was belgian
>Charles V of Habsburg was belgian, which makes his massive empire the belgian empire
>Belgians migrants made the Netherlands a world power. After massive migrations of Flemish people to the Netherlands. Over 50% of cities as Amsterdam, Den Haag and Rotterdam were FLEMISH.
>Flemish after having arrived in Netherlands started the VOC! that's rite
>Belgians civilized Sweden
>Belgians were the first continental country to kickstart the industrial revolution
>Williams the conquerors wife? Belgian, so all anglos are honorary belgian too
>Recent evidence found that not only Robert flanders was belgian, but also godfried de bouillon
>Some of the richest powers in history, on multiple occasions (Antwerp, Bruges, Ghent, ...)
>founding member of the EU, in which Belgian politicians always have high positions
>Invented stock market
>Largest real estate owner was belgian
>Towns in Brandenburg build by belgian settlers
>Big battles like battle of Waterloo, siege of Antwerp, battle of Ypres, ...
>invented plastic
>invented world map through Mercator
>invented saxophone
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>Georges Lemaître, unironically most important physicist to exist after Einstein, finished Einstein's theories for him because Einstein was really a jobber. Also Hubble's law? Yeah it's Lemaitres law - he's the one who invented it. Invented Big Bang Theory and much more
>Adolphe Quételet and Verbiest, some more physicists who should be world famous
>best painters in the world like Van Eyck, Brueghel, Gerard David, Rubens and a million more
>Flemish knights were a deciding factor in the liberation of spain from the Moors, in literally crusades and the capture of Jerusalem
>deciding factor in 100 years war
>Vesalius, father of modern anatomy
>Flemish (and dutch) architects built infrastructure all over Europe in middle ages
>Rubroeck, an explorer who by all rights should be as famous as Marco Polo but he was a priest so nobody gives a fuck
>Renaissance was actually Flemish
>Father Damien and Adolf Daens - the most important humanists robbed of their historical significance
THERE is literally not a SINGLE other country as small as Belgium with such a small amount of people that is as historically relevant as Belgium (especially Flanders). The Netherlands comes close but then again large parts of them are rightful Belgian clay.
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Your “””people””” invented plastic and should be nuked

How could I forget our greatest invention. I'll add to the copypast- I mean list.

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u genocided my african brothers.. :((

spbp

>Bangladesh
Speaking of Anglo creations, I would crown you king.

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shouldnt have been neutral during wwii faggots

I like Belgium, it's a nice, small, relatively wealthy and comfy country, also it has a significant amount of contributions to the world's science per capita

Danku

Jokes on you i am actually permanently moving to belgium (leuven) next year.

Leuven is a really great, fun city. Good choice

Better than c*lifornia thats for sure.

belgivm...i didn't know...