Look at me I'm the German now :)

insanely zased
make the kraut pay

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Can I just come as a tourist and after six months get citizenship?

Cringe. You should have moved to America instead

ahahaha, based GrUEne, never change, soon GERM-ACK!-ny will be fully browned :)

the absolute fucking state of Bundesrepublik Deutschland

Kek user I don't even have a passport or afford a flight in my own country, legally doing it is my dream though

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You can't scrounge up 500 euro for a flight?

Dod you grow up here or did you just life here for 6 or 8 years?

I don't even earn 500 euros in a month, and what will I do after i land? Where will I live and what will I eat?

Just say you’re a refugee. In Germany you just get called "Schutzsuchend".
True, but don’t think you won’t get affected by this.
I thankfully have dual citizenship for Denmark to dip out when the brown people will finally will kill everyone here. Can’t wait for boomers to suffer.

Based

How many Syrians lived in Germany before 2015?

If my gypsy cleaning lady's family can figure it out, so can you
Plus she says they give you a free apartment and welfare

>new law to make everyone German who is here for more than 6 months
BS.
>To be eligible for naturalization, a person has to have lived legally in Germany for at least eight years and possess the appropriate residence permit. Foreigners who have successfully completed an integration course are eligible for naturalization after seven years.

source: bmi.bund.de/SharedDocs/faqs/EN/topics/migration/staatsang/Erwerb_der_deutschen_Staatsbuergerschaft_durch_Eingbuergerung_en.html#:~:text=To be eligible for naturalization,for naturalization after seven years.

Stop lying.

I guess if one German girl is r*ped and 1000 Syrian men have a house in Germany that is what the German mind refers to as singularity.

You can go to Denmark now

>"Schutzsuchend"
Is that the new word?
Is "Geflüchtete" already racist?

why would anybody want to be german?

Nah too much danger, i grew up thirdie but not in the kind of ego-killing, no self awareness environment where most gypsies and nafris come from, i can't live like that, like most of my kind i have been rigged to take the long "proud" less risky path

Yup

Not true wtf it's 6 years at least with a ton of paperwork and high level of German (b2 at least) and proving you work and provide for yourself on the long run.

America is one of my favourite countries but German is my home now :)

Been living here for 6 years. It's funny because statistically the average period of residence for migrants getting naturalized is a decade longer at 17 years.

Thx Mario

wrong

ywnbg

>99 BARRELBOMBS

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Sorry, meant they can’t be sent back. Should’ve been the point of that Somalian guy.
Ja auf destatis
See above but I don’t believe it anyways. I only hear Arab on the streets in Stuttgart anyways save for 60 year old boomers.

That guy is just ignorant brudi.

It's called subsidiärer Schutzberechtigter and it's a different category. You probably mean the Flüchtling which is someone having got the Flüchtlingseigenschaft. It's less common in general.

Ösis raus hier

>gets German greencard
>Automacally skin turns pale and eyes become blue

You were the chosenone user, you weren't supposed to join them

It's not a green card it's the German passport (I'm officially a German citizen now :))