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Rorke booking a doctors appointment but not showing up

Rorke insisting the safe word has to be nigger

Post your belly you fat fuck

it's no Better Off Alone by Alice Deejay but it'll do

i remember in school there was a developmentally disabled lad
whenever the teacher found out i did something wrong i used to blame it on him

Can't, only own a thin mirror.

Leftypol mogging Rorke

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leftypol cowering as rorke stomps across his playground domain atop his borrowed stilts

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had some of these rich-people legos when I was a kid

proper good but insanely expensive so you never really had enough to make what you wanted to make

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rorke playing dothead dothead gook instead of duck duck goose as a kid

Fuck is this bent tranny shit.
Put some proper choons on, not some of this stonewall bollox
Everythings a thin mirror to you java

Anime MILF

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cant imagine how massive of a virgin you have to be for these to be your youtube recommendeds.

Leftypol refusing to say the nigger safe word despite being in serious pain

yeah geomags
i had those because i was middle class

chebs

Rorke smirking to himself after scanning his four or five items through the self-checkout in a brisk fashion before paypassing it as fast as the machine will allow then striding out of the supermarket

Mikey?

Including you, cant imagine being one of those puny sub 400lb twinks. Must be scary seeing a man like me.

literally me.

have spent £12k on art pieces this week, think thats enough for a month or 2

Rorke catching pigeons by making a noose out of string and putting it on the ground placing a single wotsit in the middle and yanking it tight when a pigeon goes in to eat it

Name a better feeling than sinking enough cones until you can't move and listening to better off alone on repeat

leftypol eating salad sandwiches for lunch that his mum made
rorke buying dimsims from the canteen

cant imagine how massive of a virgin you have to be to post in /brit/

in more ways than you realise

Vodafone's been rangebanned for a month at this point
Unbelievably infuriating

lmao ur seethin

Leftypol pretending to be rorke spending £12k on art

I could literally run up to you punch you in the head and run back and there'd be nothing you could do about it fat lad

girl i've been seeing said
"all my friends think we should be an item"
How fucked am i lads, she basically just said you are my BF now right?

im not leftypol or rorke, i simply am

Lad in the OP pre-dates mikey by several years. Has been in /brit/ since like 2015.

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we are brothers

You couldn't reach my head.

My debt is an art piece. £2k. Available to buyers

Doing something productive

>White British man rapes his daughter
>less than 100 comments
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10910987/British-father-70-arrested-raping-daughter-34-Crete-Greece.html

>Muslim punches his wife
>Over 100 comments
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10910695/Horrifying-moment-groom-beats-new-wife-WEDDING-Uzbekistan-losing-game.html

you are whatever I say you are
if you wasn't then why would I say you are
in the paper, the news every day you are

She's telling you she wants you to be her bf and wants you to make it official.

care i do not

kill yourself you paedo maggot

i buy art because i can write it off as a business expense, i also only buy originals with paperwork so could also consider it an investment

but overall i buy art because i fucking love it

ever shag her up the arse?

The period in which the Comintern was at the apex of its power was a period that resembles our own in many ways. Inflation was skyrocketing. Wages were stagnating. Imperialist war was brewing in Europe and across the world.

Of course, there is one crucial difference between then and now. In the 1920s and 30s, workers around the world could look to the dictatorship of the proletariat in the Soviet Union as a beacon, just as the imperialist nations feared it as an existential threat.

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yes
only been dating her for 4 weeks, seems a bit early?

how the fuck do you get raped by a 70 year old? refuse to believe that story, doesn't add up

good posts

on the bog impatienty awaiting the next wave of diarrhoea

>still replying to that freak
yeah i think i'll be off then

>make it official.
what does this mean

are you beach body ready?

Giwtwm

The English call it "The English Civil War" despite the fact it was started by a Scottish army that seeked to annex England into Scotland and spread Presbyterianism across all of Britain

leftypol telling the teacher rorke won't leave the square even though he dunce and called on a full

wants you to ask her to be her gf rather than "this girl I'm seeing"

theoretically have a call at 2pm but i've not had the meeting request through yet
fingers crossed they've forgotten about it

anyone got that webm of this old frenchman telling this black kid to get as many white french girls blacked as he can and have lots of black kids

reckon I look OK but I have no mates etc so won't be going to any beaches or pool parties

also I did shave my chest and tummy hair after some lad recommended it the other day so I look slightly less hairy now

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can't imagine ever saying "would you like to be my girlfriend?" to someone unironically

nice turkish hats

Leftypol putting pitta bread in the toaster and forgetting about it so it’s cold when he eats his hummus

coping that i can diet hard until august 1st, and then enjoy peak summer.

Runtbody

Ever been told to go deeper but your little willard is already as deep as its ever going to get? Feels bad

Leftypol watching Pointless
Rorke watching The Chase

rorke nicking cadbury bars and packs of gum at the woolies self checkout when the attendant isn't looking

Hate checking the profile of a Reddit porn girl and each picture has been posted to 5,000 different subs and you're scrolling for yonks just to find different pics.

Im going to buy an adjustable pull up bar.

Had a good driving lesson today. Amazing how you're never really that far from the countryside no matter where you are in this country. Had no idea such a gorgeous area was so close to home

based rorke

Well don't word it like that then. Just say "do you wanna make this official.. Yknow be boyfriend and girlfriend/be each others partner"

imagine dating for 4 weeks, if you go past 2 weeks of time spent together and you're still unsure whether you want a relationship or not then the answer is no

last time I was shirtless in public was before I became a teenager
never been fat, but just got a horribly shaped body

Come on.

Having spent the past couple of weeks in Barcelona with some Spanish friends I can not stress enough how much better continentals have it to us

It's night and day

yeah?

online gambling de lads

Whats more british than a shithoel island flag?
Like mine?

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there is nothing wrong with saying that, there are other ways of saying it but its the same thing.

more of a 'will you marry me' man myself

course you can't mate looool virge

Was me sorry hehe x

you got thursday off?

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-61782578
Why are our courts so fucking retarded

Definitely do man, they're great. Pullups really improve your silhouette in a t-shirt and they're fun to do as well.

People will tell you not to buy the extendable one that I use because "it will fall down and split your head". I can tell you this doesn't happen as I've used it for over 15 years and it has never once fallen down or budged an inch. It's ridiculous how tight against the doorframe it can go simply by tightening it.

You can get other pullup bars that sort of look like deer antlers and they work differently by hanging themselves on the top of the door frame, hard to explain. I've never used that type so cannot vouch for them.

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bizarre posts to juxtapose

How does rorke reconsile with the fact that one of the smartest (and funniest) men in Britain is black (the dark destroyer)