No respect edition
No respect edition
you just KNOW
mong
> he went to a collegiate uni
POSHO TARQ ALERT
lads I'm going to the university of reading
be honest with me, is it over?
if i'm overweight should i bother doing cardio or just hit the weights
I'm such a boring cunt
They were all discussing fun interesting things at the pub the other day and I kept chirping in with
>can't wait for the season to start up again!
>love island's on! don't watch it though because I'm not a mong! haha!
>new top gun is out. bloody great it's not a bloody marvel film isn't it! haha no but I respect you if you like marvel in seriousness
how do I get better patter lads?
Every time I said something (which was once every 10 mins I might add), the other 9 fell silent for a full 5 long seconds straight.
I'm abysmal.
>tarq
where does that phrase come from? Tarquinius, the Roman?
They're placing bets all over town on how I'll die, but I will rise
Monkey pox is out of control lads.
anyone been to new york?
is it worth visiting for a week? thinking of doing a holiday there
>entering thread title in the name field
For fucks sake what an embarrassment
> rugby player from a rich kid uni complains about being depressed while claiming even his therapist wants to shag him
Yeah and I'm JFK fuck off
My dog tried to shag me today
Had to give it a stern kick
THIS ISNT BRIT
probably bit of both?
hahaha state of you lad, lurk a little longer
cardio then weights but 95% of your effort should go into maintaining a calorie defecit
I'm from NY. It's worth it if you've never been but I recommend coming with at least one good friend. Broadway has opened back up. All the bars, restaurants and such are of course back open
how is he supposed to build muscle if he's operating on a calorific deficit?
use your brain you twat
kek I was hoping nobody noticed
Imagine not thinking these cretins deserve liquidation.
was Jesus actually real?
> /brit/ username
> "where does tarq come from?"
cannot fathom being this new
lads this isnt /brit/
reading is solid but wouldn't be seen dead there tbqhwy
honestly apply for apprenticeships/other jobs with decent career prospects. unless you're doing a specialist degree you'd probably be better off.
the proto gf, as it were
he's saying he's a fat cunt he needs to lose the fat then start bulking, unless he wants to go olymode he needs to lose weight first
why not?
rather not tbqh, I'm a tarq so an apprenticeship is not an option
can't he do both simultaneously
Where is it then? Where's this cracking post I've heard so much about?
shoutsout to all my south east niggas
it's in the other /brit/ thread
Had a posh cry wank today. I recommend if.
Makes you think doesn’t it