>There are people on this board RIGHT NOW who are about to hit 30 and still haven't lost their v-card
What's your excuse, wizards?
There are people on this board RIGHT NOW who are about to hit 30 and still haven't lost their v-card
Jonathan Hernandez
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Dylan Gray
Parker Sanders
I hope this is a bigger pic
Matthew Reed
For reference I've been lying about losing my virginity since I was 21. I even got into bed and got blowjobs from 2 girls but had stage fright and just couldn't do it for some reason. I lost it at 24 last week.
Brandon Edwards
I passed the point of no retvrn two years ago and I WILL BECOME A WIZARD and NOTHING cant stop be from obtaining neat MAGICKAL powers
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Brandon Bailey
I lost it at 25 a couple weeks ago
William Campbell
Yeah but why would you want to
>tfw foreplay leads to a degenerate fuckfest
idk why more guys don't do this desu. Sex is always better with foreplay or kinky shit involved
Evan Green
Ugly, short, small frame
Maladaptive traits are universal for men
David Perry
Jesus I saw this when I was 13, back on my second or third year of browing Any Forums 10 years ago. Never thought I would be the Eredar fatty nowadays, even my parents are openly complaining to me for not having a gf. It's over for me, captcha related.
Gabriel Long
Excuse? I don't need excuses. Those powers are mine for the taking.
Brody Roberts
in brazilian years you already hit 50+
Jackson Robinson
How did you meet women who wanted to have sex with you?
Carter Gomez
I have powers that far surpass those of old, from years of cultivating them and harnessing them from steady meditation in a dark chamber where the only light is that of the crystal mirror that I use to watch the outside world and the only sound is that of echoes on the roof of my cave from the kind, merciful gods that have let me manifest my powers too greater heights. As a kind wayfaring Wizard, I will bestow some of my ultimate power onto you, with it you shall be able to muster up the courage to talk to a woman and she will deflower you.
numbers confirm
Jack Martinez
every woman ive ever had sex with was one of my sister's friends that she brought over for a sleep over. not even joking. i would be a 20 y/o virgin if i was an only child.
Noah Evans
GOD DAMMIT WHY COULDN'T I HAVE A SISTER AHHHHHHHHHHH ALL I HAD WAS A BROTHER THAT TOSSED ME AROUND LIKE A RAGDOLL AND GAVE ME AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX
Brayden Fisher
>tfw no wing sister
It's over
Joshua Lewis
honestly she's not a wing sister. every time i do it she gets extremely upset with me and stops talking to me for a month, but im a 6'3 zoomer chad, so i keep getting away with it.
i used to be pissed that i didnt have a brother since i had no one to play super smash bros with growing up, but i worked out in the end.
Andrew Scott
I was 14, fucked up
Ian Phillips
whatever this is i'm not fucking listening to it
Lucas Long
is it actually worth it?
i broke up with my first serious gf and haven't feel like pursuing women since then.
will i regret giving my virginity to a random thot? will i regret NOT losing my virginity to a random thot? 18 yo btw
Lucas Butler
incel
Carter Thompson
>will I regret...
Yes, pursue happiness regardless.
Jason Myers
>What's your excuse
only a few unattractive sub 4 girls have ever asked me out