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dolly little

>mogs your girlfriend

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>Mixing currant juice with lager?
Snakebite is cider and beer mixed together.
There's a myth that it's illegal to serve but that's untrue.

>literal supermodel mogs my gf
wow no shit

Welcome to the club lad.
Grim. No mate.

just want her back lads

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alright

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snakebite and black or diesel is what youre referring to.

Simultaneously looks underage and elderly at the same time.
Huge pussy too. Cavernous in the extreme.

Would you be in favour of changing the Union Jack to incorporate the Welsh dragon? Like pic related.

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ehhh not in the middle
maybe shoved into one of the corners somewhere

Wales is part of England. It already has representation in the form of the St George's Cross

No.

He passes better than 99% of trannies but if you look at his face for longer than 5 seconds its obvious its a man.

tea time

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>being delusional, having hallucinations and disturbed or illogical thinking
ktim

Anime!

'

my ' radar is going MENTAL at this post

What delusions and hallucinations are you currently experiencing?

Mad how a girl like this can have an Amazon Wish List and still have the gall to insult men for asking to see her tits

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It's time for Trannymaniacs
They're disgusting to the max
Autogynaphiliacs
They wear skirts instead of slacks
They're Trannymanaiacs

Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"
Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"
They insist you call them "mam" though they look just like a "sir"
Adam's apple
Wide clavicle
Futa connoisseur

They are the Trannymaniacs
There's an axe-wound in their pants
They just can't accept the facts
They're looney to the max
They're Trannymaniacs

They say "Age is just a number", whenever they are found
Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground
They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around
Then they pop out
And whip it out
And swing it all around

They are the Trannymaniacs
They think they're cute but make me yak
No they can't transition back
But they're calling you the quack
They're trannymany
Totally insaney
Fucked up in the brainy
Trannymaniacs
Those are the facts

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ok...so what are you doing about it? why don't you get rid of them and/or yourself?

looks dogshit

This made me sad

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awwwwww kawaiiiiii who's a cutey wooty awwwwwww bless you

That makes it look like it's the center of the nation doesn't it?

id lick her feet and pits, drink her piss and eat her hot steamy logs.

anyone else?

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Especially when she names herself 'random white girl 666' for fucks sake

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Ok incel

doing a read

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Indeed!
Good elevenses to all fellows

love to see it

Imagine shagging Bayonetta.

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why?

Best we ever got from her was this

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KSI

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Post watch

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newsflash women are entitled as fuck
more at 11

Keep it on Reddit next time mate, ta
>Will Self likes it
shan't be reading

says the bloke with a tranny gf

who gives a shit
>dumb whore tries to milk people but fails
Big deal

amazon still hasn't delivered my convex optimisation bookscran
HATE this

youtube.com/watch?v=DWuAn6C8Mfc

I like these guys they're pretty underground not very well known

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watch

Harlotry

jannard you blind cunt
i said "like i'm 12 years old"
i'm probably three times the age of your rat face mother then she had you and ten other rodents down in the sewer of whatever shithole you hail from
learn to read you might get a raise

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are pixi passes better

>newsflash women are entitled as fuck
>more at 11

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It's a screencap from Any Forums you failed sexpat mong.

No you don't, I'm afraid.

Just use a cassio, you bent freak

who?

acid trance or uplifting trance
you can only pick one

I actually convinced two women on Reddit to start OnlyFans accounts. One deleted it after a month, and after posting the best bits on Reddit anyway, the other one lasted a bit longer but has now also deleted it. She was so stupid that she even used the same username for her LinkedIn, so I found loads of personal details (even some videos of her stepdad's shitty cover band)

youtube.com/watch?v=xGG3G12aJJk

peep show

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BritAnya

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might just start smashing up cctv cameras

Nice try lad but you forgot to change the Reddit filename. Classic mistake, can see why you're seething about being rumbled

listening to placebo

>casio
I'm not 14 year old

they're both awful
also awful

That's hilarious but I doubt it's true

do it smash the system

Since >she's black I assume one of the benefits is getting your arse plowed in return

tranny music

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>
>they're both awful
>
>also awful

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You are a midwit that's what you are

>plowed
FOY

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There will be no badmouthing of Emma Watson’s breasts in this general.

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corrrr blimey

what breasts?

don't have a cow dude

those walls are all broken it's a wonder the romans achieved anything at all really

Why does everywhere in France feel dead? Outside of a few bits of Paris it's as if the last generation of Frenchman are waiting around to die

I've never been on Reddit you vile little man.

this, they are cute

how can I be pixi when pixi's busy streaming rn

Why are you angry? Must be that negro blood boiling in your veins

Back to writing my book, there will be progress tonight and when it eventually releases it shall be a success

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might just start

You're a real 'meat and potatoes, straight up and down, beef wellington, don't trust the argies, dick in the vagina, cheddar cheese and chicken tikka masala' man

I'd rather live in Margate than anywhere in France. English people are so much nicer and way more fun to be around

It's true the actual girl is commenting on reddit (not that I got it from reddit)

dud-
*jump kicks you in the face with both feet*
*stomps your head into a red slurry*
FUCK.OFF.YANK.

what's your book about mate

I believe in you lad

read houellebecq

must be why your olduns come here to die in droves like elephants to their cemetaries

Shoreditch on sea lad.

>Rorke being a bhenchod for 15 minutes (2022 MUST SEE)

WE GANDALF NIGGA

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would you like an editor in the form of me?

isn’t that brighton

It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet

Why do Brits even try to pretend that France is more depressing than Britain?

Like, do they even believe that themselves? It's honestly baffling.

can tell youre a literary man since you said shall instead of will

Strangeness of America, think a Louis Theroux episode, going to do the snarky British comedian thing in book form

business idea: live calamari as masturbation aid

sounds awful

>legolas is lithuania
ah, erm, ...yes?

mate is on 50k euros in paris while I'm slurping a hundred in london
when I went there it was more expensive
based on this, I conclude it's a shithole

nah it's Margate, Pete Doherty opened that hotel there and there's an Art Gallery

>Germany as Boromir
Fitting

>Lithuania
Not France or something?

come on lads you'd all let Hunter suck you off after a few pints, admit it

Like lifting weights me

weird how slavs see everything through lotr lens.
kek

nobody says that you tripwog

too much negativity with you tonight mate
ease up a bit
it's the weekend

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Property is way cheaper in Paris.

yeah, dick in the vagina, not dick in the bumhole or any of that flaming foreign rubbish. just a proper solid down to earth dick in vagina kind of geezer. the british way.

It's a very particular type of English person who moves to France. A lower-middle class, white collar midwit from the suburbs of Manchester or Birmingham. Pretentious, self-loathing and bipolar. Très French, in other words.

>The real Molly-Mae, in her own words Molly-Mae is no stranger to the limelight, having found fame on TV and online. But behind the polished exterior there is a young girl with a unique story. It's the Molly not everyone gets to see. In Becoming Molly-Mae she unravels herself completely for the first time to open up about how she nurtured her creativity from a young age, took ownership of her body image, battle self-doubt and built a happy life. Along the way she shares the moments, relationships and life lessons that have made her who she is. From the energetic child who loved Irish dancing and pageants, to the teenager holding down a job at Boots whilst building her dreams at fashion school, her journey to Love Island and how she copes with fame today. By sharing these parts of herself, Molly-Mae gives a fresh take on finding beauty and balance in a busy world.

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TARQ

Any Love on the Spectrum man in?

Big fan of are Steve

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went out with some coworkers one night and end up shagging one of them
was wild since I was pissed out my nut and baffled how the whole thing transitioned from work pints to me being balls deep in this bird

why does her face look retarded

Never remotely found this show funny. Can't stand David Mitchell.

Mad how that in London you're never more than 5 ft away from a poo.

i have no idea what france is like since i cant speak french and so cant enter their mental space.

seems being a whore caught up with her and she erased herself off the internet

know a polish lad with a lotr tattoo on his leg

Why would there be any need to pretend? It is more depressing

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