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Tudors edition

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Never been cheated on
What’s it like?

I need to poo now

You Will Never Be English, Gwilym.

#include

Its quite hot, especially if you find evidence

Are you part of the 23%?

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>why yes i am BRITISH not ENGLISH

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>Tudors edition
based edition

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"Fuck around and find out" is one of the most popular soy expressions (soypressions if you'd like) recently. See it all the time on Reddit, Twitter and the like.
"If it's stupid but it works" is another very similar trend.

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you don't have to be autistic to be a special kind or retarded

*saves tonight and fights the break of dawn*

Corded ware checking in

delusional self-loathing freak cunts

You're actually mentally ill. Fuck off out of this thread you disturbed attention starved cretins

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Oh no no no unionbros this isn't good...

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>delusional self-loathing freak cunts

>You're actually mentally ill. Fuck off out of this thread you disturbed attention starved cretins

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imagine being proud of the empire
>we taught all those blackarinos to read!
>dude we spread christianity!
>i heckin love international markets!
disgusting

What's it like having dark hair in the uk?

Based Hungarians rejecting the Treaty of Trianon.

British is a manufactured 'identity' for foreigners.
Indigenous people all see themselves as English, Scottish, Welsh, or Irish.

wouldn't know I'm white

God imagine if the party rallied behind him

I'm half Irish though

>hehe man lets go to the ghetto and shoot people with our water guns from our range rover evoque
now
not to victim blame or anything, but what was he expecting

dark haired white males are the preferred males

I'm not English, I'm a lundunnah.

If it were a gang of white kids who killed a black it would be talked about in the media every day for a month, then once a week for the next 3 months, and then once a month for the rest of eternity

He probably had a high opinion of niggers and thought they are the wholesome people he sees on tiktok

People who live in cities have more of a connection with the national identity while people who live in rural and non-urban regions have more of a connection with regional identities. That's all there is to it.

It's also ten years out of date. We've had the olympics, Brexit, all sorts since then.

You can't deny that you'd have to be mentally ill as a British person to save this image and spam it about

Dark hair and light eyes is God tier.

Dark skinned (black) males are the preferred males.

all identities and ethnicities are manufactured you retard
we're all mutts larping as x or y

My favourite part is how he won the Tories the 1970 election and the BBC presenters seethed and coped in real time

>British is a manufactured 'identity' for foreigners.

Except it's literally not and you've got this weird desperate need to occasionally spam this nonsense here

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>big nose typed this post

>You can't deny that you'd have to be mentally ill as a British person to save this image and spam it about

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May I offer you a black Joe Rogan in these trying times

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take me home
its the one place i can rest in peace

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Cannot think of a bigger mong name than "Tommy"

>wikipedia as a source
Big yikes

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you remember that week when desmond ate 2 of her benzos and some of her weed haha

never nearly as fit as aisha though

Is finding dealers on kik legit? Seems kind of sketchy to me

don't really get what we would want. Normandy? Dublin?

When you think about it we're all mutts so basically you can't really object to the mass importation of brown people.

>It's also ten years out of date. We've had the olympics, Brexit, all sorts since then.
We also had some of England's best individual sporting performances in decades, eg. the football team in 2018 and 2021, rugby team making WC final, cricket team winning the WC.
I think Brexit actually, ironically, strengthened English national identity above all others because we voted in large numbers for Brexit, while Scotland did not and vocalised that fact frequently. Many English people saw Scots and Irish as trying to frustrate England's choice to leave the EU.

Found one off Instagram once.

have had lowkey schizo tendencies for a while but didn't think i actually might have it, but just the other day i heard an actual voice in my head, i reckon it's over

Jamie

lol this is hilarious

If you could be any nationality other than your own, what would you be?

nice ad hominem but im right
all of human history consists of
>i invade your land
>we rape your women
>new mutt ethnicity created
>we are now the x people
>x people get invaded
>cycle repeats

>Nice juicy steak in the fridge but the mustard is all gone

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icelandic
seems uncontroversial

German or Danish

democratic republic of congolian

Go to the shop and buy some then you shirtlifter

And you're against Wikipedia, presumably because you won't find much actual real life connection between yourself and your beloved hengis and horsa if you go by substantial historical facts rather than mindless shitposts

Typical fucking schizo

young farts poo free

Australian

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Aussie

LOVE ISLAND IS IN HALF AN HOUR
DO I HAVE TIME TO POP TO ALDI AND GRAB SOME CHOCCIES?

>And you're against Wikipedia, presumably because you won't find much actual real life connection between yourself and your beloved hengis and horsa if you go by substantial historical facts rather than mindless shitposts

>Typical fucking schizo

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now thats some autistic shit

How do I stop my nigh-inevitable schizophrenia from developing lads

Peppercorn sauce instead go get some

had a very grim week lads.
had a maths exam on thursday (doing distance courses)
had a job interview for my dream job (they send you abroad, all expenses) on tuesday and a follow up test this afternoon

i feel grim as fuck. i took a week of toil and did nothing but maths and interview prep.

American

what should I fap to? share links.

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Enjoy skin cancer

'we' don't talk about that here, do we?

Figures the yank would idolise the country's most soulless city.

>you're a schizo if you don't trust a website that's being constantly edited back and forth by competing discord spastics
Wikipedia has zero credibility and neither do you.

bigboobs dot com

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aripriprazole works but i haven;t taken it in a while cos ran out

impossible to suffer if you live in a country with scenes like this

aussies, yanks, brazillians.
insufferable.

whereas british beaches look like:

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thank you for the advice lads.

Hate this portuguese flag so much