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Why are your women orange lads

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look at that big mouth, looks like it could fit a lot of antifreeze steaks

There a few feelings more satisfying than a lad blowing a hot load down the back of your throat.

sex ale

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*starts rolling on the floor and wailing like a newborn*
god take me away from here

All the sun innit

too much sunny delight

Why do Any Forums incels rage about pitbulls so much?

>outdoors is le reddit
wtf is this gay meme

Why is it reddit?

What can I do to alleviate the symptoms of depression? I am already exercising every other day and trying to eat healthily

the UK has no sun but being tanned is considered attractive, so they paint themselves orange Trump style

CICO diet is the most based diet
>muh its heckin unhealthy if you live on solely kit kats, shreddies and fast food
>youll die of le diabetes when youre 92
dont care
im still a sick shredded, lean cunt and i get to eat whatever i want, it just has to be at a caloric maintenance

keto wanker loves his keto

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4,2,3,1

its covert racism against black people

the lineup
interesting one has to be said
Abraham for Kane
good to see Tomori, Grealish and Ramsdale starting

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Who on earth is taking these photos?
Is this some cruel joke

you dont stand atop a street, you stand in a street

do you have any meaning in your life?

the constant sun we get here in the uk only has an affect on the women
as you can clearly see in this picture on the women are tanned whereas the men are super pale

>Ramsdale in nets

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yeah but you're hungry all the time if you do that

what the fuck is this eldritch horror

i meant like on the roof

manchestereveningnews.co.uk/whats-on/music-nightlife-news/parklife-2022-revellers-refuse-bit-24202073

stop thinking
meditation can help
works great when I manage it

Post body

>Record UK petrol price risks a mass exodus of essential workers
>Community health workers, cab drivers, couriers and van drivers are ‘paying to go to work’

yeah we all pay to go to work, you're nowt special

It's a violent breed. Seen enough videos to know they are cunts, simple as

>why do responsible dog owners not want their dog mauled to death at the dog park
i will poison your mutt and there is nothing you can do about it

Chicken thighs cut into small pieces, now they're marinating in the fridge in an egg, tabasco, white vinegar, salt, white pepper, black pepper, cayenne, paprika, garlic powder, and buttermilk marinade

Going to deep fry them into popcorn chicken in about an hour or two

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walk to toil masterrace

Wonder if their makeup starts to run as they sweat like pigs amongst the masses of people.

would gladly cut the throat of a pitbull

You should excercise every day. I haven't talked to anybody my age for 5 years so you're probably better off than me

>mfw I walk to work

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hope you choke

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Want a fucking medal?

and wheres the spices?
wypipo be tripping

youtube.com/watch?v=eKToIrezxPw

nice one lad, extremely rare to see someone actually cooking on here instead of reheating something beige and chucking spaghetti hoops on it

no everyone will call me a twink (i need to put on more muscle)
but im incredibly shredded
currently at 8% body fat and my diet consists of kfc, mcdonalds, chocolate, chicken breasts and protein shakes

a british politician

cannot WAIT for this rancid month to end

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farting indian takeaway vindaloo sharts out my arse and charging slag mongs a fiver a pop to get covered in the staining orange residue

feel like having another pandemic. loved the lockdowns me

Closet bender detected

just did a sit up

what happens if you put in "sex arse"

this but hopefully deadlier

>shared my vape with the tranny at toil
>he/she tested positive for monkey
oh my days

Stop caring

Might get on the vodka

>hope you choke

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freak

they're all well below his league.

sex arse is a thriving industry

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Think my dealer laced my weed with fentanyl

take acid
i feel like my brains refreshed even after a bad trip
neuroplasticity

HAHAHAAHAHAHA

ate a worm on a dare once this could've been me

One nearest to him is cute

Pope John Paul visiting Ireland in 1979, an estimated crowd size of 3 million people flocked to Dublin to see him which was roughly 91% of the total Irish population at the time

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get lost in music
laugh

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mum just rolled the worst spliff ive ever seen

based
uber based

i NEED a lockdown but with a non fraud disease that will actually kill people so no one breaks the rules and goes outside this time

contact my local sluggery for their best batch
stat

Mad if true

Mad how quickly the bogwogs dropped their religion in favour of globohomo trannyism
It took just one generation

was wondering why Guinness was so fucking bad but im retarded for drinking it from the bottle which supposedly was a big no no
poured into a cup we'll see if it's any good

Class m8

why did his family let him keep the 'stache
just awful

deranged paedo-worshipping cultists

Surely this is all the evidence we need that Manchester deserves to get nuked.

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Why is your mum in Poland

proof they only kept their pope worship out of spite

No, just popcorn chicken

This is last time

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By cup you mean glass right??

love festivals but wouldnt catch me dead at a povvo deano-fest like this

what app/site is this?

I hate living in the norf so much

ye

Any Forums niggas be like
>oh you like something, REDDIT
>oh you enjoy doing something, REDDIT
>oh you have friends and go outside, REDDIT
>oh you have a life, REDDIT
>this post you just made, REDDIT

Literally turned him into a totally different man

The power of the worm

doing neurotic self asphyxiation

>nooooo chavs shouldnt have fun

Tesco Brand Diet Lemonade

'ate 'nos
'ate 'men
'ate 'gers

VERY reddit post this one

anyone ever eat snails when they were like 4?

>nooooo chavs shouldnt have fun

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i am reddit

Why does outer Any Forums hate white people

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to be fair those things are all quite reddit

yeah shit is still fucking rank if you let it sit in a glass for a while
think it's only meant to be drank actually in ireland

Why are there so many goddamn bucket hats. GRIM GRIM GRIM

>erm why are poor people having fun and enjoying themselves
stfu tarq

Doesnt say a lot for Any Forums

*looks at you inquisitively from across the park*

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They hate us cause they aint us, unironically

>those literal clones on the right

Can't believe I was stressing over how to make buttermilk when it's literally just milk + lemon juice

Any Forums is just honeypost pseudo anonymous reddit
any of our posts in the last 15 years could be de-anonymised by some nerd doing some hocus pocus IT shit from his cubicle and we'd all go to jail for 20 years

Why so many sweedish people there?

well no cultural advances ever came from people who lived normal content lives

>honeypost

Class

I think you just have bad taste mate maybe bud light is more your thing

mixing amonium nitrate with aluminum

be the bee

why is the bucket hat and dark shakes combo so common at festivals
i sorta get the shades because it stops people from seeing your eyes from rolling back due to all the molly youve digested
but i dont get the bucket hats

maybe you would you paedo freak but my record's pretty clean

wouldnt worry yourself about it too much granddad x

Wearing a pack strapped to the front of your chest like that just seems awkward to me. Idk

>chavs
it's 2022 owen, not 2002 grandad

just dickhead 19 year old chav retard trends

you can't kill an idea

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just because i said i would rape and burn a million babies doesn't mean i would
unless can revert back to early infancy i guess

Keep wiping, get my arse isnt getting any less pooey

well i've been on the 'chon for almost 15 years and i've never posted cp or made terrorist threads

niggers.cloud

Yep if you go to Ireland it magically tastes better :)

this
theyre now referred to as "roadmen"
please improve your knowledge on zoomer multicultural english slang

the wheels

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