/brit/

Quite evident a large number of you are terminally online freaks.

walk in to the thread like
whaddup i got a big nob.

grim shite

i'm 90kg and gfberg is 80kg, but when we first started dating she was around the same weight and i was around 68kg, she's been a bad influence

Wish we still strung up people like Mikey

A million immigrants a year is fine and we should all be taxed more to provide public services for them.

The UK has land borders with Ireland (Northern Ireland), Spain (Gibraltar) and Cyprus (Akrotiri and Dhekelia).

you never feel as bad when you're sitting in some random cunts living room at 5am, home from a club, light outside, on a gear comedown, the birds are chirping and you don't know how you're getting home

Jack BLACKED

Half the people you think are Turkish aren’t even Turkish. In England that’s the case anyway. You’ll have a “Turkish” barber and every cunt in there is a Kurd.

nah
Corner shops, cheesecake cafes too. All
Sorts
Turks are decent people honestly

I'd thank you for the support but somehow i don't buy it

the STATE of these lines
must have been on a mad one last night

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>mentioning ireland, spain and cyprus
>not mentioning either Scotland or Wales
you aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you? you tried to be clever and you got egg on your face. Shut up, runt.

Turks near me have opened up these ice cream shops and chicken places, that mysteriously, only take cash, and have range rovers parked outside

no /brit/ is a general for lads who drink beer and wank to femboys

>Scotland or Wales
Those are part of the UK you spastic.

would most brits pronounce "conjure" as "CUN-jer" or is that more of a regional accent thing

what's that, molly? looks a bit too crystalline for coke

They are by far one of the biggest immigrants in Turkey but under represent in crime compared to other nationalities by quite a bit

haha i wish that were me kissing her and brushing her bulge x

Right and what country do most Kurds live in you stupid prick?

kurds don't exist. it's a fake identity. turkey is right to oppress those larpers

nigga must have had a vacuum cleaner to suck all that up

Scotland and Wales are parts of the UK. Not independent nations the UK shares a land border with.
You illiterate fucking retard.

swear she just sits in the same position, in the same room, at the same time of day and makes the same face at the camera whilst only slightly changing the caption to another "ahaha I have a penis" joke

why would they hide behind that identity
or do people just assume they're turks

this troon poster keeps ban evading

no one uses the word conjure unless they're writing harry potter fanfiction

leftypol is OK with this as long as they get some sloppa d'ethnique from time to time

methadrone mate
love the stuff, like coke but only £10 a g

Come again?
Like you tried to write two sentences at once

It's called mephedrone you degenerate.

if it was coke or molly there wouldn't be any left over, the only way a stimulant binge ends is when you run out

what is it with your country having nothing but drug dealer scum?
poles are drug dealers, turks do shady shit like you describe, it's hard to imagine your country except being a rainy shithole with drug dealers and pikeys on every corner while you toil in your call centre for a shit wage

ehhh prefer to stay away from opiates myself
bit worried about getting addicted whereas a coke hangover will put you off coke for a long time