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main characters of history innit

POV: You wake up in Africa

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Not interested what foreigners think.

if you dont believe that lookism is a real thing you are quite literally anti evolution
all lookism is, is people treating people with traits they consider ugly in a negative way
lookism is natural and happens in almost every species, its a way of culling the "genetically inferior"

POV: You wake up in Africa

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Build civilisation because i'm not a stupid darkie.

*poos on your head*

r. tranny

me and my friends would have killed E.T. with hammers i can tell you that much

business idea: give guns to children and have them collect taxes and police diamond mine slave workers (also children)

feeling EXTREMELY Australian

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alri sith lord

>lookism isn't real
>also I don't like fat birds

Completing all the Pocket Circuit races before I move on with the Yakuza Kiwami main story

business idea, hear me out
one day we have a news website front page where ctrl f 'transgender' and 'LGBT' yield 0 matches

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MAN UTD FIFA 22 Career Mode Episode 33

he'd have slapped you about and then bummed you like the little poofs you are
you can tell he has nonce tendencies as well

slowly becoming a fat cunt again lads

I am gay
am
gay

more of a tooheys extra dry man myself
i'm from queensland but xxxx gold is only like 3% abv so fuck that

Are you saying we should seek a final solution to the tranny question?

great series tbdesu

Then why have I never seen one here?

nowt wrong with shagging a fat bint on occasion
just don’t gf them

...yh?

Indeed

disregarding the misogynistic nature of incels the "incel community" is extremely based and their views on the world make a lot of sense

You don't even have something as basic as real cheese.

fuckin 3%? sorrowful

>victoria
cringe
>south australia
based

not shy
not me
itzy

You have to not be fat and mental too then

godspeed you magnificent autist

business idea: mandatory A in maths a-level to go to uni, and requirements to study vector calculus, stats and probability, differential equations, and discrete maths as part of any univeristy course

tired of mongs who can't add up, simple as

disregarding the misogynistic nature of trannies the "tranny community" is extremely based and their views on the world make a lot of sense

skeeno

what fitness gurus do you watch lads? for me, it's sean nalewanyj

i barely know the alphabet honestly aha x

The Katie
youtube.com/watch?v=nioPOyEnlDo

>distract the masses from tranny occupied NGO government by showing them tranny MPs

>the girl I like posted a photo on her instagram story of herself holding hands with someone (can’t tell if it’s a man or woman because the photo is taken from a pov angle and you can only see their hands)
it’s over

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dtren

that's fine, you could be a plumber or a taxi driver x

fuck off you boring cunt

the other katie gets naked at least now

Didn't go to town today to do nothing but maybe bump into my potential GF.
Feeling a little disappointed in my self

>tranny occupied NGO
audibly screaming at this combo of words

if you don't believe that islam is a real thing then you are quite literally anti human
all islam is, is people being peaceful
islam is natural and happens in almost every species, it's a way of culling the "kaffir"

if you don't believe that feminism is a real thing then you are quite literally anti woman
all feminism is, is social, political and economic equality of the sexes
feminism is natural and happens in almost every species, i's a way of culling the "misogynists"

substitute for any ideology of your choosing, have fun with it

wish i was attractive

Cum eating Connor

alri chrischan

I’d not saying our food is spectacular, I just don’t think either of us is really excelling but we would still win the pissing context. We’re talking

was he the lad that went proper off the rails for a bit
turned up at the us golf championships claiming to be gay

done a lot of maths and halfway solved my problem
might spend the rest of the day drinking tinnies and playing video games

Delighted that somebody would audibly scream at my posts

rorke eating egg and soldiers

accidentally hit send, meant to say we’re talking unseasoned broiled meats vs smoked BBQ ribs here*

Yea same *posts attractively, granma said i was mignon*

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>might spend the rest of the day drinking tinnies and playing video games
ktim

Is that what Chris Chan does or is that your only strawman for a neek?

AND A BIT OF MAYO
A BIT OF MAYO

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the n word is a powerful and awe-inspiring word, use it to combat depressing and intrusive thoughts and become the best you you can be

mentioned

Remember when I was in sixth form and my oneitis who I had been infatuated with for over a year, and spoke to every day, randomly put a Snapchat up hanging out with some guy captioned "with the boyfriend". She had never even once mentioned having a BF before that. Even to this day I don't think I've felt my heart sink harder and faster than when I saw that.

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you look like the least attractive worker at my local kebab and chippy

am actually very attractive and regularly get women tell me this

Did not hear about the latter but yes he went insane losing roid gains and balding

was top of my class and got A* on all my tests in Maths until someone told me it was useless so I became a drug addict

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lmao
they really stitched you up

he used to just hang around town for hours everyday hoping women would approach him
assume that’s what your post meant x

suppose she didnt even have a BF and it was just a smokescreen to get the creepy guy who stalked all her socials to fuck off
haha wouldnt that be funny

Hello everyone this is YOUR daily dose of internet.

My parents were 7-9/10s and I'm a 4.
Dad was literally a Harrison Ford/Paul Newman cross

ok but you would be a retard to deny if lookism isnt a real thing
>attractive people get shorter sentences than non attractive for the exact SAME crime
>teachers give more attentions to "attractive" students
>less likely to be bullied as a child if youre attractive
>less likely to be lonely if youre attractive
but ye id bet youd marry some fat 3/10 landwhale and have children with her

Oh yea? Well my granma said i was mignon so fuck you.

shalom

maths is racist imperialist eurocentric construct

not a fan of katy perry doing the just eat adverts

bros, it's been 2 days since making an account on tinder and have 0 matches me. is it over or should i give it some more time?

natureberg on a mad one

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Prissou?

remembering the time a shared a pic of my bookshelf and the lads had a go at me for being a massive nerd

>girl I fancied massively in sixth form is now going out with my cousin who bullied me relentlessly

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Oh yea kinda haha

know a lad like this

thats rough

one large kebab plate with chips added please Abdoul

konichiwa green japan

bye bye mane, firmino and minamino

didn't think maths could get more based

Here they call me loglifter. Lifted logs once, bullied Emmett a long time ago.

they do be right though who finna turn up to work with a protractor and earn 6 figs looool

You can't get matches in pooland?

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Post daddy

>lookism isnt real
>umm no way am i dating that fat 2/10 chick over there haha are you kidding me

some big protest going on in town
probably some leftypol shite
shan’t be getting involved

quantitiative analysts and ML engineers

imagine KISSING and CUDDLING pixi

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You don’t look as crazy as you are, what’s going on? Why have you never posted your face on /fr/?

post your matches

its clearly rigged. do you get womens attention IRL or not?

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they're gay though

I can fix you anonette

Literally WHO???

saw some graffiti in town the other day that said "Cops kill kids" but the C looked a bit like a G so i did some clever scratch work to the O and the P and now it says "Gays kill kids"

caught red handed

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nah, more likely to be chad thundercock types

in all 4 examples, I can think of another, broader reason for discrimination, and the data backs it up
I think you know it too, it's very obvious

the reason I'm thinking of is more fundamental than your claims of subjective attractiveness, it has broader range for discrimination