I can memorize up to 50 digit numbers in under 30 seconds

>i can memorize up to 50 digit numbers in under 30 seconds

do u have any interesting skills in ur country?

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i'm an One Piece expert

I can bump shit threads

no, just like you i don't have any

I am sterile

I have an 7.5 inch penis.

literally just get a job as a cashier and then sell those numbers on the deep web n shiet

i can knock someone out with my head

Alright, fuck. I lied. I don't know why, it's just I wanted to look cool. Fuck. It's actually only like 6.8 inches, 7 inches if I'm REALLY hard.

I can ejaculate in under 10 seconds.

jelq your way to 7 bro

im top 300 players in a video game(age of empires 2 DE)

Alright, memorize this.
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Give me that numbers to the digits after two minutes.

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I can make noises like a duck

I can kill myself anytime and it'll be ruled as "accident"

I have psoriasis

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8543158156278945236547891456237548965781239

did I do good?

WTF?! Rain man nigga...

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i feel like ur making jokes at my expense...

user, you were already cool to me.
Do cardio btw

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I have a strong memory that gets me A+ by just attending classes or reading the textbook once

>Do cardio btw
Why?

I was hospitalized for two weeks for a staph infection and pumped full of antibiotics without moving.
My dick was noticeably smaller during that, and the antibiotics coupled with not moving at all for two weeks nuked my cardio completely, coincidentally my dick was noticeably smaller even taking hardness into account and moving 10 meters without crutches felt like i ran 1km.

I wasn't too concerned about it, but sure enough once my cardio went back to normal my dick got back to its original size.
It makes sense after all, penis is just a big bag of blood, take care of your heart and your circulatory system and it'll be in top shape, and few people really take care of that.