How Do You Stack Up to Ancient Men?

How do you stack up against men from 28,000 years ago, Any Forums?

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My shit leans in the opposite direction.

>world's oldest dildo
Damn, Joe Biden finally has some competition

my dragon dildo is 12 inches

fake

Obviously fake. It's made out of stone. Who believes this shit?

in 100 years these goober scientists will see one of the giganto wooden phallus' used in japanese festivals and call it a dildo

>Dildos were invented in Germany
based

5 centimetres? Mine is 12.

>8 inches long
Im basically about the same

>8 inches
>3cm

Stick to a fucking system

Cute, smaller than me soft

maybe they did use it for worship or whatever ceremonial use, but do you really want me to believe that some horny cave woman didnt sneak it and play with it, or more likely a caveman.

absolutely barbaric
civilized people have tiny dicks

>it's black

>Normalize degeneracy! They did it in olden times too!
>science!
I HATE the antichrist

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Yes im sure it was a dildo made for women who probably all had partners who fucked them daily and not some kind of religious item, like an idol of masculinity or something

you sound like a religious nutjob

wait is it really just 5-6 cm?

Maybe it was made for a man.

>older than civilization
Except if there were people around using tools and making dildos, there was a civilization.
>older than religion
That's just so fucking retarded, humans practised animism before they could talk.
>and marriage
And how does this dumbfuck claim to know this.

Why are these "I f*cking love science!" people always like this?

must have hurt to use a stone dildo

Interesting.

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Must have been hard-on