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A creature emerging from the abyss edition

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me traveling from the old to the new

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gfberg is nice but a bit dense, i reckon if i wanted to i could start beating her and she'd just tell people she ran into a doorknob when they notice her black eye

leftypol visibly nervous when asked to answer 'what is a woman'?

tunnel: my anus
cat: last night's dinner

>26
>kissless hugless handholdless friendless virgin
>can't drive
>generic boring job
>no friends in nearly a decade
>think my hairline is receding
>no hobbies except playing games

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There’s only one way to find out

lol

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>250 quid to hire a rental car for the rest from a really dodgy looking website
>comes with a free 1 hour "lesson" before hand where they can drop you if they feel you're unsafe
>extra 50 quid to talk to someone instead of booking through the website (100 quid deposit either way)

Waiting on a quite from another website and for a driving instructor company to call me back

and what steps have you taken to amend these issues?

*wanks*

Learn a hobby, it’s easy to start
Look for meetups around said hobby and make friends
Shave your head
Learn to drive
Be proactively looking for women to date ie not on dating apps

ktim

None, I tried to change years ago and failed so I gave up.

this but 32
>>kissless hugless handholdless friendless virgin
ktim
>>no friends in nearly a decade
this but since i was 16
>>no hobbies except playing games
this but dont even play games. just addicted to youtube, tv and shitposting


also small willy

Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your hearts out

Your instructor is going to be miserable, because they know they'll have to call you Miss despite knowing you're a bloke otherwise you'll report him for hate speech

DESPISE Jurgen Klopp

take up lifting while you're still young

What job?

Megalolz

confusious say... if at first you don't succeed suck on a willard...

Interesting.
You're still a nonce tho.

i can't drive either at 27, i'm one of those lycra-wearing cyclists that make deanos seethe

not true poley's detransitioned now since the haircut

I've had about 50 lessons in my lifetime, 31 on my current run

America needs Socialism.

why did you name yourself after that polish girl you filmed

why are you such a pathetic failure?

he's like those serial killers who make skin suits from the women they murder

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