/brit/

Battered sausage and chips for me

why don't you go after your mum then?

Clif bars are fucking amazing.

how's this happen?

dreaming of a destroyed poo arse

Boy: Michael, Robert or Andrew
Girl: Sian, Elizabeth or Charlotte

Has washing up liquid been a Jewish trick all this time? Been experimenting with hot water only and seems to do the job just as well, provided you rinse/soak stuff first

forgot this tab was open
what are you retards prattling on about now
something retarded no doubt, retards

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why are big million subscriber Youtubers sperging out against Quantum TV?

Only proper Anglo-Saxon names for my kids. Alfred, Wulfric, Edmund, Harold, Athelstan, etc.

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the Blair era was the most dystopian in this nation's history. No idea is as horrifying as watching Blair-v-Major or Blair-v-Howard play out forever as our troops march into Iran at the behest of the yanks and you get slapped with an ASBO if you try to protest it.
you can find more cruel prime ministers, you can find more boring prime ministers, you can pick through all of the pieces and try to put them together however you like, but you'll never find a prime minister that combines everything wrong in the world so well as Blair did.

Willard

birds start chirping at 3 in scotland
sky is blue by 4
sun up by half 4 - quarter to 5

Needed to head out but was at the gf’s house and they insisted on giving me a lift but took fucking ages to get ready now I’m going to miss the thing I had to head out for

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It works as a degreaser more than anything else. You can get fat and stuff off with water and elbow grease, but its easier with washing up liquid. Not to mention if youre working with raw meat you dont want to chance it with just a rinse really.

imagine 24/7 sandwich delivery

the way you keep me fit
the way you never quit

pretty similar here in norf england
sometimes you wake up in broad daylight thinking you've overslept and it's 9:00AM when it's actually only 4:40 in the shitting morning

hating the new job
more money yeah, but i have to actually work and can’t just /brit/ post all day

alan watt talking about how the internet standardises global culture, how it would be used as the perfect surveillance tool, how it's the precursor to the social credit system and CBDC's in 2009

youtu.be/QMBc8dyHPBw?t=924

Future Sons names: Lucien, Sebastian, Xavier, Dorian, Bela
Future Daughters names: Friday, Lilian, Autumn, Bellatrix, Narcissa

Mate, I get what you're saying, but things are so much MORE awful in 2020s Britain that even the peak of 2004 Blair era with wars raging and civil liberties being curtailed feels preferable to now.

Almost everything you could have worried about going wrong under Blair is actually worse now.

Fuck, even the Theresa May "endless brexit" age feels like it was halcyon days compared to the post-covid era.

> train expected at 20:00
> 20:00 comes - train now expected at 20:05
> 20:05 comes - train now expected at 20:10
> 20:10 comes - train now expected at 20:17

Nervously awaiting the next delay

my toil only pays 11.05 an hour but i literally do absolutely nothing all day

My kid Thomas will bully every one of your kids

>2009
lol
bit late to the party
people were predicting this shit in the 90s

Good post

marv

bumhole was stuffed up for 3 days
today I let out 2 marvellous big shites

breakfast

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anime

Mental how SeasideMark is going to prison because he threatened to kill someone with a hammer.

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prove it

made a video of myself in drag in 2013 and wank to it every few days

what do you work as user

I'm too nice to get a gf

Americans should open up a store called the Shart'n'Mart

Baby I got a plan
Run away as fast as you can

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cooked a pizza but i couldn't bring myself to eat it

enjoy walking home mate

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>Thomas
Very middle class, Anglican, 1990s name to give your unfortunate offspring.

Kick some fucking arse then

something so incredibly soy about food review channels with over excited white people where they go to non-white places and try the food and it's all apparently amazing

bout to scran a hot bath

blair laid the groundwork while we all zoned out watching jamie olivers the naked chef and britpop on the zogbox. We were told it was a time to look foward to a brighter future and we stupidly believed them.

This bint makes me coom harder than any porn slut

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sick of the state of this country
might need to get into politics and sort it out myself because it looks like no one else is damn well going to do it

Imagine actually giving your child a Biblical name.

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Harriet Narcissa Dominatrix Black-Potter

playing with matches de lads

Gotta be apu for me
Like being womfalicous

still posting about that fucking dosser?

go play at the shart'n'mart, bud

Was gonna show gfberg a picture today but ended up scrolling furious through hundreds of pictures of frogs and traps. She looked noticeably weirded out

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runt herder

have you seen her leaked tits?

if I have a son he's getting named john
if I have a daughter she's getting named audrey

24/7, 365, pussy stays on my mind

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dont tell mexicans this LOL

youtube.com/watch?v=PBsjggc5jHM

naming my son jethro and there's nothing you can do about it

No. Link?

HIT RORKE IN THE SPOT

KNOCK HIS DREADS OFF

liked her earlier stuff more desu

So stressed out lately. Going to EXPLODE.

Yes, yes, this is an excellent use of time in the eyes of the way of Hebby Habb. Thoroughly enjoy it, and just chill.

I feel you user. I have been smugly britposting about how I make loads and just wank all day but bossberg pulled me up on it and made a plan for me to improve

rorke the king of the castle

leftypol the dirty rascal

>if I have a daughter she's getting named audrey
That's the Normoid version. The proper English version of the name is Etheldred.

If Jews rule the world and have all the money, why don't you become a Jew?

yes

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Don't own a printer, where do a go to print out a form I need to fill in?

Mental how literally nobody gives a fuck and the only person here who posts about mark is mark, fuck off mark

rorke bamboozled at this post, scrambling for a response

Any bets on when the next Yank mass shooting occurs?

cant be arsed

Currys
To buy a printer

Milo Yiannopoulos

Uni
Workplace
Library

whenever the next convenient time is

library

Bring back 2015/16, simpler times

blog on lads:
At toil I'm an autist, but I'm the type of autist that everyone kind of finds somewhat endearing.
Whenever I enter a room, they all (28 of them) turn their heads at me and say my name as if I'm a sitcom character.
One guy said he loves me more than anyone in the office (in a non-poof way) despite me not doing anything to warrant that love.
Every so often I say some inappropriately forward shit and instead of getting offended people just laugh at me.
And now I'm not a 6'4 gigachad, I'm 5'9 with a pudgy pasty face.
Meanwhile there's another autist in the corner of the room who everyone hates (also a tubster).

Just bizarre.

Makes you think doesn’t it

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BANG

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3 weeks time today

5 mins from now, but it’ll be one of the wog ones we never hear about but happen 10 times a day

Guessin' you're at an advantage
Cause you could blame me for everything

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you a twisted fire starter lad?

that's like saying why don't you just become black

I'm not Mark.

easier said than done
even if you convert to judaism somehow, you will never be a real member of the tribe by blood, bought up and educated in the jewish culture.

Next Tuesday

writing exclusively in the algerian font

ktim!

leftypol having a unique swag and pulling it off

Why is it that Islamic terror attacks seemingly never happen anymore? Back in 2014-19 it was as if a big one happened every few months.

You can’t really. Technically you can convert but they’ll never view you as one of them since it’s an ethno-religious group

popping down to the corner store, anyone need owt?

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reckon the police will visit exposed house soon, they'll take mark's ranting as an angry drunk on his last legs

A lot of rabbis won't accept converts. They're 'God's chosen people' by birth.

Remember watching this lad in uni thinking he was the tits now he’s just an unfunny contrarian, desu he was probably always that way but my adolescent brain didn’t realise and just thought he was le epic non batty ultra bender

not really that being a jew automatically makes you rich and powerful
just the rich and powerful that have came out and said they're behind immigration, modern leftist politics, porn, fast food, are mainly jewish
there's jewish people like me and you

rorke’s tongue hammering leftypol’s prostate
leftypol moaning in ecstasy

women do and that's what we're doing

>he thinks 8 low, 16 high is suffering
In Britain that's a typical spring/autumn day

alri John

this is what it means to 'b yourself'

You reckon a girl's ass can be sufficiently nice that her shit tastes nice?

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rorke suffering a mental breakdown

things are materially worse for the most part, but they're not as existentially frightening. everyone knows that things are a complete mess today, while blairism was scary precisely because it appeared to work, because it seemed like it could last forever. sure, post-2008 has just given us a new boring nightmare - big crisis, sense that things will have to change now, they don't change, big crisis... while the politicians in charge get more and more decrepit and demented each cycle - but it's predictable now, it's boring, it borders on self-parody.

that said i can't deny i'm nostalgic for May.

isis got btfo

And I always find, yeah, I always find something wrong
You been putting up with my shit for way too long

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Wrong. They will discourage you from converting but if you become an unironic highly observant jew they will accept you

Pain in the arse though

youtube.com/watch?v=LSt6a0_pkzs

cocaine

a milf latina gf pls

the CIA got lazy

ktim (the one everyone hates)

The big man bombed them back to their caves

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im incredibly quiet at toil but I don't sperg out when people do talk to me

WOKE UP QUICK

AT ABOUT NOON

not even if she dripped mdma into my eyeballs

keep replying with ktim to posts i can’t relate to in the slightest

ktim

doesn't matter, most of the jews in charge aren't even religious. they will never accept you as jewish because to them it's an ethnicity and culture.

mad how he just disappeared. last i heard, he was doing the i'm a reformed ex gay thing for dopey yank boomers

mad how raw vegetables give me the shits

Autism is my superpower.

love to think foreigners use /brit/ lingo irl thinking it's normal english

imagine some swede in his office speaking to a british customer on the phone saying "kek this is me" in a swedish accent when the british guy said something he relates to

Weird how there always seems to be one person everyone just hates. Every social circle ive ever been in there's always one people either wish werent there or actively avoid. Ive been on both sides of the fence, sometimes in the same group. There always has to be at least one punching bag it seems. Soon as the other tubster leaves you'll become the new target.

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