/brit/

Still laughing at that lad who bullied a ginger lass at school cos he fancied her. What a knobhead. lmao

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anime + large chebs

fail to see how an Irishman refusing to eat is anyone's problem except his

Got to spend a grand to go to a wedding I don't want to go to later this year.

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the office arse gf

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out for a run lads

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>pee
FOY

The same, except when we go holiday foreigners are friendlier to us

every men's room has to have urinals
hate when it doesn't have
I always prefer to use it even if some people are around then touch obviously dirty objects as toilet flush button or handle of a cabin in a public toilet

next door neighbor caught me having a conversation with myself, mortified

pushdaytoil completed. proper sweaty. arse stinks

I smushed a chocolate rice crispie bar into a girl's hair at school when I was 7 or 8 because I fancied her. Didn't go down well.

My gran was called down to the school to be included in my telling off but she basically told the school to fuck off and that I was just a kid. Based gran.

bengali slags

Biden has signed 90 Executive orders in less than two years in office, Trump signed 77 Executive Orders in his four years in office.

FOY

whats he won

>I smushed

Are you a care bear?

and what does this have to do with the discussion of British culture?

having a ponder

He may not know what year it is, but the man gets shit done

post more clothed, sire.

lol, I stuck chewing gum in a girl's hair because I fancied her, couldn't think of any other way to make her notice me. She was not amused.

lol
gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/dubai-fugitive-craig-costello-extradited-24185029

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he sure does
t. big fan of inflation and high energy prices

tiktok.com/@jemma4207/video/7098624970766503174

mad how easily things could be fixed but there's no profit in doing that

was waiting for a mate outside asda one night when a particularly loud car drove past, I started mimicking the car engine noises without really thinking about it, looked up from my phone and a woman was stood starring at me like I was a weirdo

>Britishers harass women they fancy
no wonder BBC is stealing all of them

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imagine thinking the president controls the federal reserve

Not really "into" conspiracy theories and all that shite and I don't browse Any Forums (it may as well be /x/ at this point) however it is clear to me that Joe Biden is not all there mentally. I'm sure he's a nice man, had a good life and all that, and was a competent politician in his day (10-20+ years ago).

It is clear to me that he's being managed. I have no doubt that his top advisors etc just draft what needs to be drafted then put it in front of him to sign when required. I find it hard to personally begrudge Joe Biden since he's just a figurehead, a human automaton at this point who should be in a care home.

so true

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a clue gained

dirty bird

cats are based
dogs are for pakis and women

you sound very based, would buy you a pint

missed three threads because I went to the shops for mumberg and then played with dogberg for a bit
please try not to reference too many gimmicks nouveau and stick to les gimmicks classiques

>please provide 3 references

well looks like i wont be getting that job then

If you knew anything about Pakistani and muslim culture you'd know dogs are a big no-no for them.

No but he supported both an oversized stimulus package and harsh sanctions on Russia, both of which have contributed massively to inflation.

dogs are based
cats are for pakis and women

Requiring Coronavirus Disease 2019 Vaccination for Federal Employees

poo wank arse bum

Sweden let Nazis pass through their nation in WW2 while claiming neutrality, then a nation which is the only one in the world to have an official state-backed neo-Nazi militia gets invaded they drop neutrality and take the side of the Neo-Nazis

Really makes you think

why cant africans stop breeding

>Mihai is a homosexual Romanian immigrant

Well lads?

rorke wanking his TINY white willy to the sound of his sister's delicate tight pussy get DEMOLISHED by her Nigerian boyfriends BIG BLACK COCK OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN as she she SCREAMS with delight

in my country, subway is known for annoying tv commercials. in our tv commercials, subway spends money like ccrazy. it's almost mk ultra level. those are really annoying. so many south koreans hate subway.

how do you ask your boss to be a reference for a job application

the title of this nonce hunting video claims the nonce pisses himself when the police turn up, i hope not to be disappointed

My job at a multinational asked for zero. Still can't believe they just took my word for it

why? just put three family members down
it's not as if they'll be checking the imaignary companies you ""worked"" for at company house is it

I don't have a sister

Avoided the dentist during covid thinking I was doing some good by not abusing stretched resources but my dentist fully went oh hell no he’s not a patient of ours anymore and now I am absolutely fucked

I ask him can i have a reference for a job application? It's not like America where you can get fired for no reason

Google “Demographic Transition”

need a bengali gf

>get 3 cheap payg phones from CeX + SIMs from the supermarket totalling ~£40
>write "Indian accent", "Welsh Accent", "Scottish accent" on the back of each phone in sharpie
>put those numbers down as your references
>when any of those numbers ring after a job application gets sent off, answer it in the chosen fake accent and give yourself a glowing reference

sorted

Apparently London's Roman amphitheatre was used as a meeting point for citizens' thrice annual 'folkmoot' until well into the 1100s, when it was demolished and the area around it cleared. Fascinating stuff.

Just hollowed myself out with the big poo I just took. Sank a few spuds so I did

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developed a crush on a girl at work but have no clue how to get her attention without looking like a creep

you lads ever looked at what youre wanking to, as in, REALLY looked at it? you never sat back and thought "do i REALLY want to watch an obese 40 year old woman having a poo? is this what im going to wank off to?"

might buy another external hard drive and use it to only store porn

>crush
>creep
foy

call her over and start asking for shags and that

That's what the wage is for

if pakis hate dogs so much why do all the pakis on my estate walk around with big fucking dogs then

good morning sirs

this but movies and tv series

>look up "folkmoot"
>its synonym is "a thing"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thing_(assembly)

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she fit?

Boris Johnson warns of ‘wage-price spiral’ if workers demand higher pay

you need to instigate physical contact so touch her bum when you're showing her something

because they have been corrupted by western values

->

ktim

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ever shag her up the arse?

its not a belief they personally hold its more a belief their society holds

Dangerous here

already got two of them for that

Did Early Germanicoids really…?

there's fit and then there's fit at work

Yes? Never heard of Thynghowe?

imagine spouting media talking points verbatim.

Slap her bum.

old english was based

any summer games fest watching man in? 1 hour remains

youtube.com/watch?v=NN-X1T-Klsg

could go a battered sav yeah

seen indian families with small exotic dogs but i think it's just to show off that they have money

I'm going to masturbate soon.

Just bring up the topic of relationships around her and hint that you’re single, looking, and so socially retarded you couldn’t possibly by the instigator for a relationship

Three easy steps:
1) be taller than 6 foot
2) be attractive
3) be incredibly charismatic and charming to everyone you interact with

bit like there's gay and then prison gay

there so many of them

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no only shaggers in /brit/ mate

>13 short
Wow!!!

>thinks the Federal Reserve Banks are a part of the federal government

clueless retard

wish I was a small exotic dog owned by a rich family

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left or right

what do british boys smell like? picrelated

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How come they're all bald?

>blacks have nappy hair
yes but what does this actually mean? Why does it mean so many opt to be bald instead?

not even gonna bother with that link

>developed a crush on a girl at work but have no clue how to get her attention without looking like a creep

This does sound creepy. Sounds like you just spend all day watching her.

what if I am none of these?

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I see a scientist, a doctor, an engineer

either end up with fit women who have a dire sense of humour and are painfully dull in the cranium or witty and interesting birds who fail the eye test

just cant win

lynx africa and/or joop!

where is his upper lip

Government has given £400b for tree to the hospitality sector in the last year. This could run the NHS for ~8 years

their schools make them shave their heads to cut down on lice and look smart
including girls