You do not suffer in the 3rd world.
You do not suffer in the 3rd world
Daniel Sanchez
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Andrew Cox
>tfw you will never be a young and healthy Brazilian in the 80s
Jordan Lee
That's paradise. They should let me in.
Jayden Brooks
Firstie:
>wake up at 5am sharp to the sound of garbage men outside and homeward drunks screaming at each other
>sit in the shower for 5 minutes with head between knees, wondering if you really need this job
>get into car
>woops, no petrol, better stop and put half a tank in
>pay the cashier £120 and say thanks, but he is too depressed to reply, he simply looks at me with his vacant, puffy, black-ringed eyes with an unspoken sadness
>sit in traffic for 2 hours, brush away gypsies trying to "wash" my windscreen with their dirty bathwater
>arrive at job, get yelled at by boss for being 3 minutes late due to living in a very time-conscious society
>work in silence, as socialisation during work hours is forbidden and most colleagues can only speak obscure eastern european languages anyway
>cry on the toilet for 20 minutes during lunch, have to work the other 40 minutes due to staff shortages
>go home at 7pm to a tiny, cold, cramped apartment that costs me 75% of my wages
>eat cold cereal for dinner at a bare wooden table underneath a lightbulb buzzing loudly
Thirdie:
>wake up whenever you feel like it to the sound of waves gently rolling against the shore and tiki-tiki music somewhere in the distance
>eat breakfast of freshly cut fruit and locally grown coffee prepared by loving mother, who you are seen as a good son for living with and taking care of
>hop on a moped and ride 10 minutes to work, waving at everyone along the way
>boss is my uncle, he tussles my hair and tells me he's proud of the man i am becoming
>sit at bar all day on the beach, flirting with cute western tourists who find my dusky complexion and smouldering brown eyes exotic and exciting
>laugh at fat firstoids getting sunburnt and overcharge them for drinks
>walk into a store after work in my shorts and sandals to purchase a beer for the ride home
Oliver Diaz
dam, what a fantasy
Noah Phillips
Why don’t you go live in the third world then mate?
Eli Mitchell
>fantasy
Isaiah Barnes
>Swede is a cuck
Color me surprised.
Jordan Perry
this
Grayson Flores
Thise asses are honestly not that great looking.
Kayden Howard
>laugh at fat firstoids getting sunburnt and overcharge them for drink
thats true indeed
Brayden Murphy
Sven you forgot the best part of living in the firstie! When your day off comes you drink yourself to blackout drunk and wake up the next day either on your floor or in police station. Also remember to file your taxes
Josiah Rivera
This is exactly what i was gonna say KEK
Dominic Torres
>>sit in traffic for 2 hours, brush away gypsies trying to "wash" my windscreen with their dirty bathwater
KEK or brush away gypsies in public transport asking me for exchange money for their child*mafia organization overlords
Adam Sanders
all those women have HIV
Christian Myers
HIV is a gay disease
Henry Miller
That photo is a little outdated.
Robert Wright
>everyone is fat
What the fuck happened?
Noah Fisher
American influence
Matthew Anderson
Hot girls don't go to the beach anymore, they go to baile funk.
Christopher Foster
>be thirdie
>wake up at noon in bed with multiple bronze, large assed women
>reach outside my window and grab some fresh bananas for breakfast
>it is sunny and beautifule outside, perhaps I should work today
>sail out in my boat and catch 2 fish
>the profits will provide for my family for 3 weeks
>sunset arriving, it's time to celebrate another great day
>dance with multiple beautiful big butt women (I'm good at dancing)
>take them back to my parent's home and have unprotected sex with all of them
>I do not worry about the children, they will take care of them and not bother me
>repeat tomorrow
Brayden Richardson
American cultural export. Not joking.
Eli Wood
I tried living in Colombia but I got treated like shit and I was still an incel. I soon left.
Adrian Scott
It's actually quite strong and for the longest time it had no cure. It was basically a death sentence.
Jason Richardson
>rio de janeiro
Christian Davis
>Gayreek
>has HIV
can't make that shit up lmao
Aaron Roberts
Why is the sand so white
Aaron James
If you go to a Brazilian supermarket and check the labels you will notice every single one of their processed food products has some form of soy in them. If you go to the beach you will see so many people with this pudgy, estrogenic look. They are literally poisoning their population and the government turns a blind eye. They are the America of South America basically.