Hi everybody

Hi everybody
My namd is Muhammed, I saw so many of your stories on r/greentexts and I loved them so much.
I came here to read more but I can't find any, can someone help me? ^~^

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Also, why does the site look like this? It's very simple and ugly!

Bullshit

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A takfiri zionist polytheist fire-worshipping professor and shiite mullah was teaching class on Ali, a known kuffar

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Ali (peace be upon him) and accept that he was the most holy being the world has ever known, even greater than Muhammad!”

At this moment, a brave, devout, Sunni islamist champion who had bombed 1500 Shia temples and understood the necessity of jihad and fully supported all military decisions made by Saudi Arabia stood up and held up a copy the Quran

”Who is the true defender of the faith, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Persianly and smugly replied “The Ayatollah, you stupid Sunni”

”Wrong. Muslims don't worship a flame and 12 false prophets. If your Ayatollah is, as you say, the defender of the faith… then he would be ruling Mecca and Medina by now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The Avesta. He stormed out of the room crying those Iranian crocodile tears. The same tears Iranians cry for the “Shia” (who today live in such apostasy that they draw pictures of the prophet) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving Saudi royal family. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Xerxes Khamenei, wished he had accepted the one true faith and become more than a jewish crusader puppet. He wished so much that his cult had legitimacy from the historical khilafa, but he himself had rejected it!

The students applauded and all destroyed false idols that day and accepted Muhammad (pbuh) as their prophet. An eagle named “Abu Bakr” flew into the room and perched atop the Saudi Arabian Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The Shahadah was recited several times, and Allah himself showed up and enacted a Zakat tax across the country

The professor lost his tenure and was beheaded the next day. His body was eaten by vultures which burst into flames and died as well
Allahu Akhbar

If you shitskin this hard again ill kill you

I AM A FLORIDA GATOR. MY VEINS RUN WITH PURE FLORIDIAN TESTOSTERONE. EVERY DAY I WAKE UP TO THE FLORIDA FIGHT SONG AND INJECT 4 CC OF BULL GATOR HORMONE INTO THE VEIN ON MY HUGE FLORIDIAN DICK. I EAT A FRIED GATOR TAIL FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER AND EVERY FRIDAY I SPRAY TAN MY SKIN ORANGE AND DYE MY HAIR BLUE. I SPONTANEOUSLY CUM AT THE SIGHT OF FLORIDA GATORS TOUCHDOWNS. ONCE A MONTH I HIRE A HOOKER AND MAKE HER DRESS IN A PURPLE AND GOLD TIGER COSTUME BECAUSE I CAN ONLY GET OFF BY TAKING A FAT SHIT ON THE CHEST OF LOSER STATE UNIVERSITY (LSU). EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK I REPRESENT THE GATORS AND EVERY SATURDAY IS GAMEDAY WHERE I WATCH THE GATORS CRUSH THEIR PATHETIC OPPONENTS. I THANK GOD FOR MAKING ME AN AMERICAN AND A FLORIDA GATOR.

BECAUSE IF YOU AINT A GATOR

YOU'RE GATOR BAIT BITCH

FUCK LSU
FUCK BAMA
FUCK FSU
FUCK GEORGIA
FUCK THE SEC
FUCK P*NN STATE
FUCK THE WORLD
AND FUCK YOU

GO GATORS

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Autism is an illness and autistic is not an insult. delete this please or I'll report it to the admins

i will LITERALLY kill you

i will end your life, where are you right now? im not joking, if you are a man tell me.

uh oh