One chance at life

>one chance at life
>parents named me Templeton
does this happen in your country?

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My name is Semen

when i hear templeton i just imagine a cute teddy bear

no we have more chances at life

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>tfw ancient roman larper name

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>Templeton
You are joking, right?

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Lose weight TempleTON

More like... Simpleton

>TEMPLETON
THIS NIGGAS NAME IS TEMPLETON LMAOOOOOOOO MY FUCKING SIDES HAVE BEEN OBLITERATED

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>t. Wrzęczyszczykiewiczetrzelewsowicski

Nah but since I was born in western country people are retarded and assume its a female name. Got teased a lot.

That's a neat name, I like it. Very British. Plus I'm assuming you shorten it to Temple which sounds sort of interesting.

An unfortunate alternate nickname.

kek

>>parents named me Templeton
Jesus christ

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Lmfao Templeton this nigga is eating gooseberry and cinnamon yogurt

Look at girly Sasha

>parents named me Greznig

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It's alright. My mum wanted to call my Gaylord.
Thank fuck my dad talked sense into her.

That’s the most masculine name

Hello Hadriānus

bros.... please...

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A lad sued his parents for naming him Gaylord allegedly