British journalist Dom Phillips goes missing in the Brazilian amazon

>be British
>goes on a two-men expedition in a little boat into the depths of the Amazon
>disappears

why are bongs like this

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They are getting eated by BVNDA WOMEN
How can British female COMPETE

>makes fun of Portugal for cheekily offing Maddie
>does the same thing to journos
hypocrite

Brasilians amazonas be like
>if your gf white you single to me. fuck karen gon do

Why, in the name of God? Literally why this never happens with local people?

maybe it does but since he's a brit fucking a brazilian woman it made it on the news.

Based , amazon girls cant stop winning. British ogres btfo

Because local people, just walk as a normal person, like you walk by New Jersey, and not have the behaviors of one monke that see exoticism in all, and that is not exotic at all, is just tree and animals...

Because local people dissappearing doesn't make it to international news.

Not, your animal, read again, do you have food enough in your mudhouse? Is because the locals aren't retardeds that think that there is some motive special to made crazy stuffs in middle of nothing

How did he find a balcony in the Amazon?

Anyway, he desert It, as the history sounds to me

Of course int will blame the natives
He was probably offed by Brazilian loggers desu

kek

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what language is this

For centuries European men, amongst whom the strongest
allured by tales of big treasures to be found
have come to explore the Amazon forest
hidden in an otherwise inhospitable land
they seek to live the myth of EL BVNDADO
desperately striving in this incredible errand
they hope to achieve pleasures to them unkown
back in their cold, grey rainy old strands
only to find suffering, disease and death
succumbing to the will of natives and the jungle's desire
their unfortunate mishappens in those nowhere depths
all they find is their eventual demise.

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Well he unironically went to Brasil, what did they think would happen

First: learn English retard
Second: 30k pipo die every year in Brazil and yet we don't hear about all of them, so do you really think we will really hear about all random amazonians that disappear you retard?

It's becoming sentient. So close, So close!

this reminds me of a certain doujin i read years ago

based

Im so horny sometimes I get the Idea to go to the brazillian amazon and make the women so intrested in me they rape me like one of those pornos and then I start looking up how much flights to brazil are
I think he had the same problem