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genuinely mad some of the richfag shit you'll see in the posh ends of london

In desperate need of a dark-skinned Indian gf who comes home very sweaty from a day of yoga in the sun and kisses me with her curry breath.

Might go to the beach tomorrow.
Is it beach weather in the PooK yet?

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most of london doesn't look like that title literally says mayfair expensive posh

19 degrees tomorrow, so yes absolutely beach weather

>the guardian is left wi.....

banned from /gif/ are we?

I hope it rains all summer

Socialism will give you a house, capitalism will make you eat bugs, rent, salute fascist nonce monarchs and love it.

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>beach weather
no such thing

racism still has its hold in this country, we must keep kneeling

I don't see a contradiction in those headlines. We can show revolutionary Russian art in galleries without celebrating it, and the same goes for far-right art.

cat tug

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My rent and utility bill is 20 quid in moscow
Renting a place with utilities included is 700 pounds

Let's be honest, none of us have really enjoyed life since 2015 at the absolute latest.

morbius

think brits would love our beaches if they came here but you all only go to Florida if you come to the US

Well you can see from the downvotes what the majority of people think of that comment. Although there's still a sizable minority who upvoted it.

Pic related is the current vote count

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Would've been even cheaper in the RSFSR. By now I reckon the USSR would've advanced to a level where labour vouchers would take the place of money.

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really really want to die

ah yes the USA
famous socialist country

How the fuck is she oxford educated if she believes in ghosts?
Nationalise education and vex people for having stupid paranormal beliefs before they can pursue higher education to prevent this from happening

Think i remember how life was 10 years ago?

>Commiemong
But the real commiemong is Welsh.

ive seen hundreds of london videos
it is a nice place
youtube.com/watch?v=VRHW4fRg1rg

Lower stage of socialism = money retained as a birthmark legacy of capitalism.
Higher stage of socialism = labour vouchers.
Communism = full and unfettered access to means of production.

Eating a cheadle sandwich

funnily enough during my entire degree at a redbrick I didn't once take a module in "ghosts aren't real"

me and my brothers and sisters of all races and religions

Because Oxford lets in any old twat these days as long as they have connections

Now do a Tower Hamlets walk

2016 was the best year of my life because I had no actual responsibilities and basically spent the entire year fucking my first girlfriend after we lost our virginity to each other

Check the archive mate
Ive never been welsh

Do you live in the universe of uni prospectus adverts?

I'm not your brother, buddy

>How the fuck is she oxford educated if she believes in ghosts?
>Nationalise education and vex people for having stupid paranormal beliefs before they can pursue higher education to prevent this from happening

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Newport, Monmouthshire, Wales, UK

Wouldn't have taken me though

Monmouthshire is England.

Based.
Wonder if there's anyone who would eventually pick 2022 as the best year of their live. Can't see how, we're only halfway through and this year is already dogshit, just like the last few.

You'd be amazed what women can convince themselves of, I know an Indian less studying for her degree right now what genuinely believes someone cursed her mum with the evil eye

no, I live in the universe of being a poc living in the united kingdom

so is all of Wales

What does being superstitious have to do with being educated? Most of the top educated scientists are superstitious too because they understand it more than anyone else that there's some unexplainable fuckery going on in the physics of the world and finding out what exactly could as well make it possible for all those superstitious things to exist

this nigel believes ghostbusters was a documentary
lol

Just because you go to a good uni doesn't mean you're smart. Look at George Bush.

Ghosts are real
even Isaac Newton knew the truth

youtube.com/watch?v=jDdFmbQloB0

I agree and I'm from Wales.

the fact you are even entertaining those notions are a clear indication that you desperately need the soviet education system back

Alri, show me ghost. Where is ghost? I don't see ghost.

Great non answer cunt

The Bush family were part of skull and bone secret society
not really comparable

the apple gave him a concussion he never recovered from fully

hello

why zoomers are suddenly obsessed with a fucking chip shop I will never understand

Report your race
>Briton
>Anglo-Saxon
>Franco-Norman
>Scot
>Irish

Celto-Norman me

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I was in the gym tonight and there was a guy in there that was wearing a shirt that said veni vidi vici and I was like rah so I said to him brah are you a sickunt yeah you look like a sickunt bro and he said what? And I said I said you’re a sickunt bro look at your shirt, it’s zyzz bro and he said no it’s caesar I didn’t get it does anyone know what he meant?

I'm a British mutt, got ancestry from all over Britain

Romano-Briton

I've seen paranormal shit twice. First time I was messing about with my girlfriend in my car in a secluded wooded area. We heard some leaves rattling outside so I turned on the headlights and there was this little humanoid creature about 10 foot in front of the car staring at us. My girlfriend started screaming and I quickly reversed the car and got the fuck out of there.

One of my great grandparents were scottish.
Rest were continentals
Also one was literally a nazi

Westoid.

English me

largely irish and ukrainian but no idea really mate

All of the above.

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>10 foot in front of the car staring at us
what a cuck

Zoomers view things through a yankified lens

chicken yank post

user encounters a cryptid while dogging

George Bush apparently has a really high IQ. His dad was also CIA (central INTELLIGENCE agency), high dose of high IQ making genes probably, not all smart people are competent or good at speaking/will maintain smart people traits through alcohol and cocaine gauntlets

Scouse

English
Irish
Romani gypoid
Ashkenazi jewoid

soz la was only havin a wank

Dios mio...

mutt

His dad was the director of the CIA, not just a part of it

hello its me mikey
the real one!!!

I despise the majority of you.

yt "peepo" see this and be like
>AHHHH THIS IS TOO SCARY IM GOING INSAAAAAAAAANEEEEE

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Anglo-Saxon, my ancestors subjugated all of yours.

even me?

i can attest to this. im like proper smart but i speak like a top mong

>lightly mock it
>get a fine and heckin outrage from everyone