ColombiANO bros, pls explain how after getting invaded by Venecos fleeing socialism, you will also vote for a socialist...

ColombiANO bros, pls explain how after getting invaded by Venecos fleeing socialism, you will also vote for a socialist?

Is it some 4D chess to troll venecos? hurr durr we are also socialist, no escape for you. We will all equally suffer

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>you will also vote for a socialist?
the whole left tactic narrative is: the current government (roght wing) is more similar to venezuela. Really low IQ people actually buy that narrative

He's not an American

also, the majority of the population lives in the blue + yellow area. If not for Bogota (that purple speck in the middle full of hippie wokes) the socialist candidates would of gotten aroun 25% of all votes as those purple departments don't have much population compared to blue and yellow ones.

that's why from your own map the left got 40% of votes, while right wing candidates got 52% of votes combined

so it's like the inverse of here: big coastal cities vote Dem (making the state blue) and the flyover rurals vote Rep (making the state red even with some cities in those states voting blue)

lastly, current betting sites are paying 36% odds of Petro (socialist) winning against Rodolfo (center right) who they are paying 65% odds of winning. Journalist got a rounding error

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no, it's actually the exact same. Coastals, where most minorities also happen to live vote dem (purple) while inlanders with the except of wokes and others who bought into the whole sjw bs in bogota vote blue or yellow (republican)

He's not American.

the richfags in bogota are all virtue signalling wokes who vote for socialism thinking it'll be the scandinavian kind. You got it all backwards

Most Colombians on this board including diaspora posters are part of their rich and privately educated upper class. They live in big mansions with maids and butlers within fenced-off neighborhoods, and hold strange reactionary beliefs about racial hierarchies and are sympathetic to fascist tendencies while being more often than not creepy religious fundamentalists. They look down on their fellow citizens and would sell out their own country and all its riches to foreign multinationals and the neoliberal status quo while still calling themselves patriotic.

They are members of their oligarchy and are afraid that someone is about to redistribute 'their' wealth that are the result of their greedy thievery and centuries of exploitation of the lower estratos and indigenous people groups. They are a kleptocratic class of parasites that has to be utterly purged and annihilated in a violent uprising if any department in Colombia is to achieve social progress.

In addition to that these goons side and simp with the worst autocratic regimes and lobbies on the Internet and support the worst atrocities of American hegemony. Their rhetoric online often features open support for oppression, even genocide. They don't see themselves as members of their country but as a sort of separate class of neo-colonial overlords.

Don't feel bad for them, don't empathize with them. The negative treatment they receive online is totally justified. If any Colombian on the English-speaking Internet disagrees with you on the net then it's a sign you are doing something right.

>german flag

>every leftist = chavez!!!1

there's two kind of countries.

those in where the largest cities are coastal like the US, China, Australia.

And the theres those whete the largest cities are inland duento military strategy, like Colombia, France, Russia, Spain.

The inland in those countries is not flyover, it's the opposite, the coasts tend to be where flyovers live in those type of countries

>Spain
is in the former group THOUGH only madrid is inland nowadays

Based
Reminds me of the time someone explained to me the reason why so many Cubans arrive penniless in Florida is because Castro freed away their slaves and confiscated their plantations

it's their most important city. Hardly flyover. Mexico is also in that category along with us

he's a german commie from lat

It's hard for the left to win here under Petro's lead, he's not gonna win these elections, that almost certain already, because people either love him desperately or hate him desperately, those who love him already voted for him, he's hardly gonna get any more votes, meanwhile, his oponent is growing more over time and he is gathering all right wing voters and a good portion of center voters. Just based on the previous elections' results he's gonna get at least 51% votes

>it's their most important city.
but it's the only one, the rest of spanish cities are along the coast. just compare a density map from spain to a density map from mexico

I unironically met a Colombian exchange student once whose grandfather came to Colombia as Nazi refugee

He's not an American, bro.
He's just trying to piss you off towards Americans.
Colombia is one of the few countries we pay attention to. You guys are the future down there. We just don't bring it up because if we do subhuman scum will target you. But every so often it pops up with things like Encanto or narcos which paints the average Colombians well.
You guys are our favorite South American country and we regularly kill people for colombia on the down low. We hunt assholes like "new farc" 24/7.

upper class girl*

militarily speaking your largest and most populated city should be somewhere in your heartland, perhaps denver or chicago, not a coastal place than can be easily attacked and sacked

Based

There's quite a few of those. I went to uni with a stoner girl from the german high school of my city. She was a complete degen, and of course a commie hippie with tons of money

LMAO the gringo pretending colombia is their friend and not their puppet

Waiting for Commie-Canada to show up so the holy trinity of Any Forums's anti-imperialist posters can btfo chuds together.

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WTF are you talking about?

I'm asking exactly because Colombia is our strongest LatAm ally and if they elect a socialist what do you think he's going to do? remain on friendly terms with us?

Venezuela was once a strong ally as well, now we don't even have diplomatic relations.

t.American that lives in a state where everytime some LatAm country goes to shit we get a migrant wave

Listen you peasant
If Mexicans had half the balls a colombian woman has, you wouldn't be your current situation.

No one can rule colombia but Colombians
It's just not possible for an outsider to do it. To say otherwise shows your ignorance. They are extremely rare like that and that's why we do as they tell us.
Now go rage about communism and jews

>go rage about communism
im not a congolombian schizo

>No one can rule colombia but Colombians
>The Colombians currently ruling Colombia:

youtu.be/CQsPAr43hn8

that's a centraca illegal shitskin, not canadian

And by 'met' I mean I fucked her btw

was she hitler granddaughter? see this
cia.gov/readingroom/docs/HITLER, ADOLF_0005.pdf

not colombian but vote us for the free shit bro it's totally legit

>please click this CIA link
Nice try but not today, HAH