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Signing up for a JP Morgan Chase bank account so that I can earn 1.5% per annum on my savings

she right tho

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boris is a cossack now

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lets all post fake salaries

I earn $4,000,000 a second

I'm only 6 foot and 6 inches... fuck

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But anyway, started using spirit summons around the end of the game, absolutely trivialized the last 3 bosses.

should not be legal for a woman to drive

slava

why is amsterdam so full of groups of blacks and arabs? grim

Just retire, live off the investment returns and relax in some comfy places.

Why would you want to shag a fat Yank spinster?

would make it my mission to jump on the tracks in front of this slag if she got the job just to teach her a lesson
that'll show her

got 50k in mine
for t'ouse d'posit

Unironically why is he still manager? He's fucking shite.

why this so funny

I earn £1 more than what everyone else in this thread earns combined

Per annum of course

The jews.

does soy milk make you gain weight

Planning to put £100k in mine for t'ouse deposit too
Had it in stocks until last week but then got too scared about the prospect of t'market collapse

Aim to make a dime a second

just signed up to play in the LIV golf series

keeps the SJWmafia happy, he'll never be sacked

mug
marcus goldman sachs at 1.8%

had to say this to my straight best bf
stop kissing me on the lips its a... thing

i mean i love it that hes comfortable with me
from day 1 of highschool we were best friends

he just kissed me out of the blue and yeah i liked it

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I don't always, useful for certain situations, have a couple of collab playlists for example. artists' playlists however are a major source of new music for me

yeaaaaaa but I've spent almost a grand on heating homeberg because some oil execs decided so, money is meaningless end uh' day

for me its earning 12k per year

the fa likes safe and boring
venables was the only time they went outside the box in fuck knows how long

male boys

wot

shant

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>short
>fat
>probably not even a good face
honestly how do they have the arrogance

Liar, it pays 1.15%. Almost certain the Chase account is the best on the market at the moment for no-risk easy access

Skinny Aisha

12k or 120k, does it matter if you’re trapped in the same rat toil sleep cycle

el Tel
*sips*
yep those were the days

I earn £1 annually (and £1.5M in guernsey)

dont have enough savings anymore to make it worth opening up a 1.5% a year savings account.

Can probably save a little more on £120k than £12k and therefore get out of rat toil sleep cycle a little earlier. Probably enjoy yourself more on weekends too.

What is a rat toil sleep cycle?

Just realised Ash Sarkar is peng

>cope cope cope, cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cycle

grace blakeley >>>

dadberg keeps on telling me about his "investments" in the isle of man
dread to think what kind of tax im going to have to pay on it when he pops his clogs

how is there not even a picture of him on wikipedia

they've really let me down

thoughts?

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Champagne socialist if ever I saw one

>Minimum-unit pricing for alcohol has cost Scottish consumers £270million since it was introduced in 2018. There has been no fall in alcohol-related hospital admissions since it was introduced. Alcohol-specific deaths reached a nine-year high in 2020. Scotland's alcohol-specific death rate that year was 50 per cent higher than England's.
Scotch BTFO

bet they'll charge you an arm and three legs on that

How can such a short fat girl afford to be such a cunt? She should take what she can get

Also
> dancer
Is she a stripper?

youtu.be/IYX1-vjly70?t=4

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lol what jewish cunts

YEAH BABY

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It's good because fuck P*tin

doing a poo lads

edit: thanks for the (You) kind stranger!

DING DONG WAHEY

she is really fit goodness me no wonder she got a job

show on the doll where putin touched you

mate I make 90k and I’m no closer to escaping
every penny extra goes to buying me escape for a brief moment of respite from the torment of toil

A dime a second in equity, which is pooled from a metaliquid reserve of other people's money. Which is to say, "derivative metaliquid."

Cope and seethe, fuck P*tin.

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You're all living the London wagie lifestyle.
Rats you are.

>privately educated at lord wandsworth college
>studied PPE at oxford
>worked as a management consultant for KPMG after graduating

Ahh yes, a true voice of the working class

Miss when buying drugs online was just
> go on tails, open tor
> buy monero
> buy drugs
> done in 30 mins

Now it’s
> open tails, open tor
> buy btc
> send btc to temp wallet
> buy monero on some p2p market
> other person won’t send anything until confirmation complete
> go on dread to find market that seems trustworthy
> buy drugs
Literally takes 4 hours with all the extra transactions

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just remember gary rhodes is dead

Get a bit of discipline you dumb fucking mong, no need to spend that much money

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caught putin sucking off a downey in the spoons toilets once
his body guards manhandled me out in a hurry while he chowed on relentless without a care in the world

thank you scots for continuing to buy booze so we can have your tax money
t. WALES

big fan of the hair gel was rhodesy
a good tv chef. up there with ainsley desu

just message weedman and meet him in the space of 10 minutes I do

loool

putin that in your pipe and smoke it lmao

gta v was a disappoint for me

my theory is that londontoil is twice as grim as toil elsehwere

Thinking of watching a 50s science fiction film, maybe one on UFOs. Any recs?

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>keeps the SJWmafia happy, he'll never be sacked

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Go fuck yourself and fuck P*tin

all normal people just use telegram mate and pay in cash just sort it out

eee bye gum I live in t' norf

BATMAN

NEED IT RAINING NOW
I'M SWEATING LIKE A FUCKING PIG

lool the "p*tin" seether is here again
every day seething away good stuff

yeah ever since torrez died and monero got banned on kraken i cbf