ANYBODY REMEMBER THIS MOVIE? -thread. I've got a few:

ANYBODY REMEMBER THIS MOVIE? -thread. I've got a few:

• A man falls in love with his sister and at one point (when eventually failed at that love) he rides his bike (deliberately?) into a big hole at a construction site. I saw this in my teens in the mid-90s. It might've been Polish or German? I always thought it was something by Krzysztof Kieślowski, but I guess it's not, after all.

• An art education film(?) that at one scene featured a drawing of the "Three Little Piglets" butchered by the Big Bad Wolf. The carcasses were hanging upside-down. This was something I saw in art class at school in the mid-90s.

• A French film from the 80s or early 90s with a scene where a bathroom is all splattered with blood and a set of bloody footsteps lead there. I think in the leading roles there were two women. In another memorable scene this woman buys a pack of smokes and empties it into the glove compartment of her car that is filled with cigarettes out of their boxes.

• A movie in which two guys are arm-wrestling and the loser's hand will smash into a candle or toothpicks? It's not Stallone's "Over the Top" (1987), which is a great 80s film though.

• A movie from the late 80s/early 90s with a guy going to a house. From there he shoots a bloody mummy wrapped in shrouds with a revolver. I remember that there was a garage in front of his house and the guy was somehow standing on a higher level and was shooting the mummy that was below, approaching the man and the house.

• A romantic comedy from the 90s with a couple singing. Mid-90s/after that, and it had a couple (a young man and a woman) singing and playing the guitar together. I remember the lyrics going something like this: "If I broke my leg, would you carry me? / If I died, would you bury me?" I don't think it was a big-budget movie. Probably American or Canadian.

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• An episode of a TV/movie from the early 90s: it had a guy talking to a woman about his having had sex with a Belgian au pair on the kitchen table. And the Belgian girl said "langzamer, langzamer!" which means "slower, slower!"

• An European movie (most likely Polish/Czech, also might've been French/German): a girl and a boy have to take care of a baby and the girl tries to breastfeed it, but – of course – she does not lactate. Early 90s.

• Probably a French movie (or German): a boy meets an African woman and the boy paints his teeth with Wite-Out or some similar white paste, as he wants to see himself with teeth as white as the ones the African woman had. From early 90s.

> (when eventually failed at that love) he rides his bike (deliberately?) into a big hole at a construction site. I saw this in my teens in the mid-90s. It might've been Polish or German? I always thought it was something by Krzysztof Kieślowski, but I guess it's not, after all.
This is Kieslowskis Dekalog 9

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Theres one movie we watched in school in like 1st grade and it fucked my shit up, and I have never seen any reference to it in the nearly 30 years since. All I remember is this black boy falling asleep in the woods and when he tries to run home this spooky voodoo looking nigger emerges out of the ground like a trapdoor spider and grabs the kid and drags him into the tunnels. I was afraid of surprise attacks from subterranean niggers for a while.

Sound bad, man! I don't remember seeing that one.

Thanks, man! I'm about to start watching "Dekalog" tonight. Episodes V & VI were edited from full-length films, so I will watch them in full. I remember that V was pretty amazing as a kid.

>a bathroom is all splattered with blood and a set of bloody footsteps lead there. I think in the leading roles there were two women.
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• A documentary from the 90s about "neo-nazis" and that kind of stuff. I think it was German or at least showed the viewer a depiction of German skinnheads and the far-right movement. There could've been footage from other countries as well. I can't remember.

But I remember a few scenes very well: skinheads and national socialists were marching and singing "Rudolph Höss [or Heß], we'll kill your murderer!"

Another scene had a guy playing an acoustic guitar and singing a derogatory song about jews and black people (referring to them as "monkeys").

The third scene is a skinhead/national socialists telling a joke about a telephobe booth that was modified into a mobile gas chamber.

your sister has told us that whenever you are studying in your room and she turns on the videogame, you start to scream

I saw this in around 1990. This movie you are suggesting is not from around 1990, is it?

Thanks for the empathy. We watched all kinds of weird ass shit in school in the 90s. Movies with no moral, just scenes of children being in dire situations. There was one movie about a brother and sister who secretly live in a museum or something for a week, and it had a weird vibe to it. It wasn't a fun happy movie. Our gym teacher was convicted of pedophilia and our school did the GATE stuff. Crazy shit.

No, but I've been to threads like this. Usually people remember some things wrong so I went ahead and suggested it.

Thanks, man! It's O.K. I have a pretty good memory, even when thinking back to things I saw over 30 years ago.

I wanted to see all sorts of weird shit even as a kid, even I knew it would scare and haunt me. But I never had nightmares because of movies.

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im looking for this british indie movie from around 2010 about a guy who looks kinda like jay from the inbetweeners. he has a dead mum and talks to her gravestone. he meets a woman at the graveyard talking to her husbands gravestone. he later finds out the woman is keeping her 20-something son locked in the bathroom permanently, he's like retarded from being trapped in there with no education for so long. The protagonist discovers the retard because he masturbates into a sock and throws the cum sock out of the bathroom window. he sets the retard free and shows him around.

This one I've seen a couple years ago, but I can't remember if it was a movie or a show. I think it was a recent production. There was a night scene where the main character had some trouble with his car, and knocked for help to some shitty suburban home. Inside was a married couple, and the husband was acting shitty towards his wife, though he agreed to help. The main character and the husband went to the garage, and some kind of argument started, and the main guy ended up killing the husband. I think he killed the wife, too.

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>• A romantic comedy from the 90s with a couple singing. Mid-90s/after that, and it had a couple (a young man and a woman) singing and playing the guitar together. I remember the lyrics going something like this: "If I broke my leg, would you carry me? / If I died, would you bury me?" I don't think it was a big-budget movie. Probably American or Canadian.


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