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Poo barm
Poo bap
Poo batch
Poo butty
Poo cob
Poo roll
Poo sarny
Poo bun

so I walked up to a mod, shook his hand, looked him in the eye and told him I am willing to work for less than nothing

is that cunt michael shannon's long lost son

Shocker.

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She came here to get penetrated by an Englishman she got what she wanted

That doesn't make sense. Why would ytoids be fuming at black people?

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ayy lmao

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Corr fucking disgusting wouldn’t touch that slop

You can tell exactly what he is by his face. Trust me, I got great perception skills.

The Ploughman's lunch never existed. It's all marketing. And it's currently going through a gender neutral rebranding.

>But now the Tors Pub in the Dartmoor village of Belstone, Devon, has rebranded the traditional grub to bring it in line with the current climate - renaming it the "ploughperson's lunch" - it costs an eye-watering £12.50, the Telegraph reports.

the grim tattoos say enough mate

The footballer?

hate, hate, HATE when you order a pizza from a place and they put cubes of ham on instead pf squares
HATE it

Owen is a relatively common surname I guess. But in any case, are you really into Love Island? You watch that?

does he look like a pikey

Is love island just all d list celebs and relatives of celebs now? I thought it was common as muck people, but it seems to be rich common people

Is Love Island like a zoomer's version of Big Brother?

there was once a ploughman and he did have a lunch like this

hate english cheese and i dont care what rabble i rouse

he is more street crack dealer than pikey, pikeys arent really neck tattoo people afaik, could be wrong though.

yeah pretty much

hi

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Owen's a common surname. Zoomers will know Michael Owen if they're into football

>ploughperson's lunch
surely taking the piss

makes sense desu

No. Tell tale sign of a traveller is the hair cut. Short back and sides, combed back. Gypsies like getting perms. They tend to have droopier faces due to the Romany admixture.

die

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can't get over this image

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not even wensleydale?

GTFO

you have shit taste

If you order ham on a pizza and it’s that pink slop instead of parmaham or prosciutto then you’re officially a bender

steve-o was on the original love island but quit cause he couldn't get shitfaced
all i know and care about that show

so love island is a celeb show? i just thought it was dopey slags and deanos, not slightly famous dopey slags and deanos

alri jamal

PloughPERSON you BIGOT

Occured to me the other day lads, that African women pop out six kids during a famine and an ebola outbreak and western women have to go to fertility treatment to have one barely viable runt.
Shows how unhealthy western living is

brrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAaaaAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Eat a ploughmans ass

feeling very emotionally fragile right now

alexa find me some emma raducanu deepfakes

wonder how much bitcoin it would cost to fuck her

Yeh, it was just one pub doing it for the free publicity

Take this shit to motherfuckin' trial (Yeah, yeah)
Take this shit to motherfuckin' trial, yeah (Yeah, yeah)
Take this shit to motherfuckin' trial (Yeah, yeah)
Take this shit to motherfuckin' trial, yeah (Yeah, yeah)

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Really hate how this wog psyop has convinced fat girls they’re fit

she's just fat mate
no use idolising that arse. no work's gone in to it. she's just pigged out on maccas and tried to make a dollar off it. sickening

anime

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one might call it curious..

You just know that ass is slamming down on massive black cock every friday night

naa
i like my cheese like i like my women, smelly, soft and french

cubes? what madness is this

Too big, lad

can't believe i used to wank to sugarbooty proper grim looking back

*turns 360 degrees and walks away*

Furious George

How could someone even get their willy all the way through that. Fort Knox of fannies.

more like Smells of Farting

its shambolic mate, it really is

girl here
just got ploughed. had a really good breakfast after

screeching

the local pizza joint only does dodecahedron cheese. gobsmacked the first time i ordered. left the kids in tears

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watching a very pretty Brazilian girl play Oasis on an acoustic guitar on youtube
state of me
use to sneer at runts who watched pretty ladies sing rock songs, but now here I am

It’s an age thing
Women doing that are mostly 40+
Those Africans are like 15

youtu.be/4E6cD-VWhQY
Leftypol turning a blind eye to this

*subverts you*

Shall also be turning a blind eye to that (post)

>sugarbooty
>googles this
my god man...

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oh I make ONE joke and janny removes it yet leaves the other ones up, of course

anyone feel slightly drunk at night

ATTENTION:
MR. SMITH
MR. JONES
MR. WILLIAMS
MR. TAYLOR
MR. DAVIES
MR. BROWN
MR. WILSON
MR. EVANS
MR. THOMAS
MR. JOHNSON

FUCK YOU

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listening to the kinks
shame they got drowned out by The Beatles because waterloo sunset is one of the nicest songs ever written and would have received far more attention if it hadn't released the same month as Sgt Pepper's

It has given them an arrogance that doesn't work to my favour

depends if i've had a drink really x

attention mr rodriguez
this is mr hernandez
hola

Sucking an irn bru. Not bad

it was really cringe that they all know who she is but dance around it hoping she'll just say

:(

>Shows how unhealthy western living is
It's not child rearing friendly.

thats a very welsh list of names you are danling there

village green preservation society is a phenomenal album

Remember that lad with the massive bollock. Should have sent him over to Ukraine and shot his bollock and him out of a cannon. Real life angry birds.

I firmly believe that The Kinks are the Village Green Preservation Society is a better album than any album the Beatles made.

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put my phone on charge this morning and didn't realise until just now. literally nobody ever texts me no point in me even owning a phone desu

love island makes me sad, its so grim the effect it has on young impressionable people (girls especially)

back in our day it was big brother, now its basically the same concept but over sexualized and marketed to teenagers. how do they get away with it? any parent who lets their kids watch it deserve disciplining

had enough of work

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just fisted the bf

yeah i unironically agree. there should be some sort of test before youre allowed on an airplane to see if you can spot the criminals out of a police lineup, i mean just look at the guy ffs (no offense to any chavs itt)

It's entertaining if you're watching from the perspective they're animals in a runt cage during an experiment. Just televised.

It's nicer that way.
For me it's Muswell Hillbillies.