So user

>what'll it be?

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semen. not stirred.

White mans bourbon, Lloyd. White mans bourbon.

milk

Pint of Heineken.
Got cigs? Malboro Gold.

Root beer... in a dirty glass.

the hair of the dog that bit me

Manhattan, Neat.

what fucking bartender sells cigarettes lmao and the fact that if he happened to have some, you'd bark out the exact brand you wanted, and to top it off, you don't even call them lights, you call them "golds" like the fucking millennial you are lol at u

FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST. BLUE. RIBBON!

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>what fucking bartender sells cigarettes
>sells
user, that's the "ghost demon" bartender from The Shinning
>you don't even call them lights
those are for pregnant ladies

fuck, forgot my pic;
see? this user know's his Any Forums

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Enough of your cheapest firewater to kill me in a night.

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Double gin and tonic

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reminder the Shining had zero oscar nominations and the suicide squad has an oscar win, awards used to be dogshit, now they are even worse

dumbass, they were lights until the US GOV made them change it, not that fucking 3rd world shitters like you would be aware of it, my apologies, and I'm not entirely sure how the frankposter you quoted is evidence of anything but your continued inability to understand what's happening around you, do people irl treat you like you're five seconds behind whatever they're talking about?

>what fucking bartender sells cigarettes lmao
don't get out much?

Guinness for me.

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lived in houston for seven years, tokyo for five, and manhattan for the last three, never seen it, ever. sorry that "getting out" for you is bubba's beer joint, hope the backhair that makes it into the bbq is worth it

Moxie, my good man.

Pint of apple juice please

faggot

Ardbeg 10

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almond milk mixed with gin please

being in different places doesn't mean you get out dumbfuck