/brit/

i never click on any links here, i don't trust you lot

youtube.com/watch?v=St8iEpkcDJc

i found it cringe

just left an ENORMOUS heap of dung in the tinder shag toilet lads
there's so much that most of it is above the water, it smells absolutely fucking foul
didnt even attempt to flush, no way that's going down lol
just grabbed my phone and rushed out the door, she was still in bed. blocked her as soon as I got home

wish i could see her face when she tries to chop it up with something so it will flush

do as youve been instructed mihai

uhhhgghggh okay

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hope this is real

a true alpha male display of dominance if true

>Apply for job through recruiter since there's no mention of the company
>Recruiterberg calls me right after and talks about a completely different job
Was the original job even real?

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should've stayed there and filmed her reaction

made up story but still funny

didn't read your post but reckon this is the best wojak image

youve been hoodwinked

we don't have enough XP to break the 21 degrees barrier

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Drinking iced coffee and playing Elden Ring.

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mental how some lads don't wash their hands after pissing

this nigga got cheese in his coffee

*sharts*

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love how its covered in dried shit and nowhere else is, clearly the other penguins have been shitting on it all day

i dont do it after i shit either unless im going to eat

mad that some Indians shit in the street

i cannot be trusted to drink alcohol responsibly

that said, I want to drink more

hangoverberg looms

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she's honestly ugly as fuck

it's the designated shitting penguin

youtube.com/watch?v=Gl9vGHVT_Xs

i dont know the difference between cookies and cache

lots of water lad

love it when you make other men wash their hands because they see you doing it

So what if that clown survived the vote? Hes a dead man walking now, 41% of his own party’s frontbenchers want him gone! Never mind the backbench dissent!

Jacob Reese Mogg said Theresa May should resign after winning her vote by a bigger margin of 63.

Let’s see how he does at the next General election after he privatises the NHS and makes everyone pay for healthcare like America.

Scottishindependence2023

I KNEW she was retarded

farts smell toxic today

thank you x

Been watching his mad lad series as background noise while I’m doing stuff like washing the car, taking a shit or showering

Sometimes I rinse my hands after pissing, sometimes I don't bother

But I definitely wash my hands with soap after shitting, because I don't want pooey hands touching things. I mean obviously I don't get actual poo on my hands, but I think the smell of poo can transfer through the toilet paper onto your fingers, so yeah, I wash my hands with soap after a poo.

Anime

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wow
did i really sign up 10 years ago

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Tomorrow you's problem innit
Fuck him

just sent down the hatch:
1x double quarter pounder
1x fries (large)
1x coke (large)
1x double cheeseburger
20x nuggets

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with the advent of webm support ios phone posting has entered a new era

bit gay

always think i can eat this much but can only finish like half

I'm impressed x

>the most ridiculous country in the world
that's been America by quite a wide margin from about 1960 onwards

tucking into some red doritos

fag

protein farts smell absolutely rancid its insane

finally the NPCs can join in the fun too

Chilli Heatwave? They're good. Or if you mean Nacho Cheese (I think they're red in the US but they're orange in the UK), then I'm not a fan of Nacho Cheese myself.

shagging the gf right up the fanny then cumming deep inside her fanny and making her go make lunch for me naked with my cum dripping out her fanny

corr virgin freaks will NEVER know this feeling