I will move to an English speaking country but I haven't yet decided which one

I will move to an English speaking country but I haven't yet decided which one.
currently considering

>Ireland
ease of access
comfy climate
good job prospects
metric
>Malta
ease of access
nice geography
warm med climate
british charme
metric
>UK
comfy climate
british charme
bleak economic outlook
mostly metric
>Canada
incredibly geography
somewhat hard access
british charme
great culture
metric
>USA
incredible geography
varied climate
insanely good job prospects
very hard access
not metric
dangerous culture
>New Zealand
very isolated
comfy climate
nice geography
metric
uncertain job prospects (?)
>Australia
hot climate
very hard access
under chinese influence (?)
metric

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you live in heaven my man

definitely don't move to Australia or NZ though, we are Chinese

>New Zealand
>uncertain job prospects (?)
There are no jobs in NZ, they all live on the dole. Anybody who wants to work comes to Australia.

How can they afford this? you ask. They spend NOTING on the military, assured that WE defend them should anything happen. Heck, their PM even said they are considering reducing military spending even more!
And we pay for it all.

Fuck New Zealand.

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meh it's pretty boring, we don't have varied climate and not even ocean access. Also not an English speaking country which automatically puts it in second rank in the modern order

>They spend NOTING on the military, assured that WE defend them should anything happen
kek reminds me of austria

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Seethe, Lorenzo

t. irrelevant nato puppet #1241414

Not nearly as bad.

NZ doesn't even have ONE main-battle tank or fighter jet. NOT ONE.
And we have twenty or something, and they cost tens-of-millions of dollars. If NZ had to pay for it themselves, they could never exist as a country doing what they do now.

I don't mind helping our 'brother' country but they don't even fucking TRY to keep up and are actually trying to fucking REDUCE their spending.

Really, fuck New Zealand.

Why don't you just go back to where you came from, nigger?

i mean they don't really need tanks lol theey are literally an isolated island, they only need to focus on navy and maybe airforce if they really had to
literally austrian as far back as i can trace my ancestry

Do some research beyond reddit memes.

if you were still in the EU you'd probably be my first choice but alas

>i mean they don't really need tanks lol theey are literally an isolated island
Yeah nah, if we didn't protect them, what if some other country decides to invade them? They'll need MBTs then.
But, of course, we WILL come to protect them, at OUR EXPENSE.

>they only need to focus on navy and maybe airforce if they really had to
They still don't. Like I said, they don't have a single fighter jet either.

This is all they fucking have: [pic].

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>metric
kill yourself mate

Why would you want to live in a country where you don’t speak its language as your mother tongue? I can understand thirdies doing it but you already live in a nice country, and if you want to live in a major metropolis you could always just move to Germany.

come to australia if you're a chad who likes warm weather and the beach otherwise if you're an incel freak you will suffer worse here than any other country.

go to america if your work pays more there

if not go to ireland seeing as it's in the EU and probably a 2 hour flight or something

I prefer speaking English over German desu
tbf New Zealand might as well become part of Australia like Tasmania. There is no real reason for you two to be different countries and then they would shoulder part of the defense budget too

>I prefer speaking English over German desu
why? seems like a very mentally ill thing to say (presuming you speak German as your first language)…

All those points about Canada only apply to places nobody moves to.

I don't really identify that much with German language and culture, I've always preferred English over it. I love the sea, I love liberty, I don't share the continental German mindset of order and rigidity
I'd like to visit Australia but I'm more accustomed to Canada or Ireland climate wise

Rent free

which places would that be?

fair enough I suppose. wish you the best of luck in the anglosphere (:

And you do the same thing with my country, what’s your point?

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