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and then they pull a baguette out of their arse.

american cuisine

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poozza x

Gandalf:
Now, let's see... Ithildin. It mirrors only starlight and moonlight.

Gandalf:
It reads: The doors of Durin, Lord of Moria. Speak friend and enter.

Merry:
What d'you suppose that means?

Gandalf:
Oh, it's quite simple. If you are a friend, you speak the password, and the doors will open

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Why is it Yanks and Aussies are unquestionably the shittest posters on /brit/?
Insufferable shit banter, constantly angry and abrasive. Post nothing but argumentative wank

rorke busting a blood vessel

>whats the link between gangs who smoke weed on the street and knife crime
Stop being dense and fuck off

>Some psychiatrists felt that a lack of adequate or good manners often impedes
shared decision making especially in the field of mental health. Thus, for example,
the ability „to let the other person finish her sentence“ (P8) is seen as a prerequisite
before SDM can happen. Other issues raised were being punctual, knowing the
doctor’s name or being polite. Patients also addressed this issue and reported
positive experiences when they abstained from being angry and treated their doctors politely.

You're renowned for junk food, obesity. And a baguette out my arse would still be better than the shit you call bread. Settle down.

The scrandemic as it were.

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oh like you’re doing right now?

any /greentea/ man in? sipping right now

boris won handsomely mate

Just looked up outdoor hobbies you can do with friends
Have no desire to do any of them

eating dust off the floor right now

because they see /brit/ as a shitposting general
they come here and ruin it rather than ruin their owns generals

that all might be true but we make better pizza don't we

eating poo out my arse right now

screaming into the toilet bowl

French people be like:
>oui oui, le baquette for the monsieur?
Every French man carries a baguette in his arse. They swap them as a sign of respect

You really don't, bud.

you really don't at all.

he is coming

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dogging's good

peruvians were onto summat with this
top scran

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Still better bread than yours. Take a sit and think about that.

Can't comment on french pizza.
Shut the fuck up, retard.

dees nuts

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Cunt elesbian twodoors

*pokes my head in*

right wing revolution, anyone?

are you lads being serious

>employer wants references covering the last 3 years
>they don't know that was my neet era

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leftypol having a unique swag and pulling it off

Absolutely.

you're an idiot

french bread absolutely mogs every other option ngl

Make me, you fucking mouthy cunt.

Unc's shit himself again

oh we're still on pizza are we

rorkes drip

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*pokes my head in*

You left your baguette up in here, monsier

leftypol having a hernia trying to decipher what he's supposed to think about this

Hahahahaha le fransais absolutely obliterated

*makes you*
Alri, son?

>Toilberg has me dealing with numbers all day
>I'm fucking shit at maths
Ngl lads getting paid for being a mong here

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only fresh, when it's all stale and crusty it's grim

What would you know?

i'll poke each of your heads in with my cast iron finger if you dont shut it

eaiting a cream cheese bagel with bacon if you were curious

just use a calculator mate

Very proud to have started this debate.

This is the type of guy who thinks French equates to high class. We all know the truth

just got a they/them GF lads

This yank is off his rocker

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new york bagels are in the best in the world

Nope. Still here.

interesting food of choice at this hour

really makes me think

That's all you got?

outsource to mumbai

Dunk it in a soup or toast it you twat

youtu.be/t5n7e6tCZbM?t=75

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who leaves bread until its stale and crusty?

im a unique and daring man

imagine eating a bagel from an Australian deli when you could get one from an authentic new york deli

*picks up baguette with shit stains on one end*

Uh, excuse me Guillaume, you dropped this

This i can believe. Shame bagels are shit.

Reckon you misunderstood my post, son (fruit of my loins).

yeah UK and France mogs the USA pizza-wise which is why the terms London-style and Paris-style pizza are internationally known

Stop giving attention to the pizza/bagel nonce please

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i only wanted a pint

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Drank fix hellas once, good beer.

Are you thinking of baguettes? Not all bread is carried in one's arse I'll have you know.

love france just saying stop with the pizza comparisons you hold nothing on a new york slice

Paris Style is also called doggy style in many places

doing a dogging

There are at least five posters participating so who are you referring to.

THAT'S MY BIT OF LAGER