/sev/ Severance General

Helly is cuter and he’s bonded with her

I hate shows that end their episodes in massive cliffhangers so much. Also it doesn't make sense that Lumon, a massive megacorp thats installed all manner of software to even detect text on crumpled paper inside a person's body so that they don't smuggle any notes out couldn't hire 2 chumps to man the cameras or at the very least MONITOR THEIR TOP SECRET SEVERANCE TECHNOLOGY THAT CAN BE USED TO LITERALLY BYPASS THE CHIPS ON THE OUTSIDE. FAT MAN JUST STROLLED STRAIGHT INTO THE CONTROL ROOM AND STARTED FIDDLING WITH HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL CONTROLS THAT MANAGE 100s OF EMPLOYEES ACROSS THE ORGANIZATION, LEFT COMPLETELY UNMANNED AND NOT EVEN MFA PROTECTED FOR ANY LAYMAN TO FUCK WITH THEM.

The plotholes are starting to widen with each passing episode and becoming more and more disruptive to my viewing experience. But this cliffhanger was such a horrible one I have to tune in next week to know how it pans out, so atleast it's doing something right

Jump on the old woman and breed her mating press style in front of the party.

Her outtie seems like a real boss bitch

She's hotter and she's boned with his outtie.

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Yeah, why would the head of security's key card be untraceable? That's retarded software design unless it was intentional, but they havent given any clue why it would be

Why does this place not have any functional cameras in the corridors? People can just stroll about in what's supposedly a very secure and confidential section of the building and nobody notices? Also Milchick just conveniently forgot that the doors he installed to keep MDR in their office were supposedly breached by Irving, it's just swept under the rug with a throwaway "we have to get it looked at" line?

Plus they have fucking cameras on the computer which is the most useless spot for them that basically just shows a close-up of the persons face but not one in the actual office itself or the corridors to monitor what employees are actually doing?

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Plus I don't know what kind of a secure confidential office you're running if you cannot even be bothered to investigate a missing key card that grants your employees access to everything in your unit allegedly taken off a murdered man. Given the context of how there's entities plotting against them with the reintegration, you would think to atleast revoke whatever access the keycard had to the office, but no it gets smuggled in without setting off alarms and used without anybody knowing what's going on. Sloppy writing.

Answer my questions faggot.

>a massive megacorp thats installed all manner of software to even detect text on crumpled paper inside a person's body so that they don't smuggle any notes out
That’s very heavily implied to be just a lie they made up to scare the employees or at least that it’s been GROSSLY exaggerated in the supplementary material. In that innies and outties successfully pass notes back and forth for months without detection, and at one point they smuggle out an entire copy of the MDR training manual to leak to the press

the way Helly walks is so stylish, like a very confident model
luv her

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This show reached certified kino status

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Yeah I suppose they did imply it could be a lie when Helly called bullshit on something in the earlier episodes(forgot what it was) but I still don't understand the lack of cameras, the "security" department that consisted of literally one man who's now dead, and why severance tech that manages all the severed employees in the org is left in the basement thats also apparently the least secure place in the company where people can just stroll in without anybody stopping them.

>at one point they smuggle out an entire copy of the MDR training manual to leak to the press

Huh? Where you get this from?

The characters do point out how ridiculous the lack of actual security is. It seems that Lumon is more like a psychological experiment than a real work-place at this point. Someone is clearly pulling the strings and creating/allowing situations to make the employees respond in some way. The entire place is much more about the emotional state of people than the work itself.

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Also Helly tried to commit suicide in the company elevator but the board didn't find this out until today's episode which is 3 weeks later. You would think an employee trying to kill themselves, especially a severed one, would raise a massive shitstorm given that there's already lot of anti-severance sentiments detected in the show.

why even waking up Dylan out of the office?? that was the catalyst for everything and made no sense

But people outside seem to have heard of Lumon, so how could it be a psyop? They talk about how Lumon has its hands in everything, and it's even mentioned in the news as well. Plus Marks sister and friends are also aware of his whole severance thing with Lumon, so unless they're only fucking with the innies for some reason, it doesn't make much sense.

See it’s a 40 page ebook apple released like two weeks ago. It’s written as a letter from a former Lumon employee at a different facility in Topeka, Kansas to a journalist of a local newspaper. It gives further details and insight as to what’s actually going on at Lumon, and very heavily suggests that the work the MDR department is doing has definite tangible and extremely violent effects on the real outside world. It’s not bad, plus it’s free

This show sucks. Like most things in Hollywood these days, there's a really solid idea and then they fuck it up by going for the most boring avenues to explore. Gave up after episode 2.

you poor ignorant man.