Why am I not Japanese?

Why am I not Japanese?

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because i touch myself at night

You were born in the UK. That is why you are not Japanese.

Maybe there's a Japanese man who wished he was british and is willing to trade places

give me his contact information, if we got married then we could get eachothers citizenship

literally me.
imagine living in the west.
surrounded by beautiful heritage and aryan goodnesses, without poopy inefficient working ethics.

God I wish I were a British….

MARRY ME
PLEASE YOU DONT KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD MEAN TO ME TO BE JAPANESE IT IS MY DREAM

Are you a female?

Depends on the wearher

No. that is not the point you can fuck as many females as you want in England

I don’t know if gay marriage possible in Japan.

Paris syndrome. The west is black

Anime is but gay marriage is not? Doesn't add up, maybe you're not japanese after all

Transitioning is right? I will change gender to female first.
How do you not know if its legal?

No more bait

You can die like a japanese just stay at home till you die

im not baiting.

It's the punishment of your previous life.

I suffer in Japan

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OH
Ok I change my mind I will go to the Philippines (South Japan) instead

bite

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>I will change gender to female first.
Not so fast, Harry.

Marriage is still illegal in Japan, but Shibuya town will approve us as gay couple. So first, let’s move there.
and why don’t we make money by starting YouTube channel as international gay couple? Jap chicks will love it since I’m 9.5/10 by Japanese standard if I lose weight. How about you?

You can't get japanese citizenship through gay marriage, he can become bri'ish though.

i have a question for japanese anons, can include davidos. is it common to have a laundry machine in your house or apartment, or are laundromats and communal laundry spaces more common? i feel like japan could have invented small laundry machines and i wouldn't hear about them.

Nah sorry, jig is up. I'm going to the fillipines instead now. Which is very easy since I can buy a house and live there forever on a weeks pay

Fuck you you can’t be so selfish.
What about my British citizen ship?

your heart was played with, i am sorry for you bro

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