Texas Toast Thread

Howdy Yall. Any Texans trying to connect? Questions for Texas?

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Owning a gun is emasculating and you should feel bad if you do it.

El Paso girls are hot. Houston girls are fat and retarded looking.

Is Texas even worth moving to anymore?
If so, what are some cities i could move to?

I want a big tittied, redheaded, cowgirl gf.

>protecting yourself is emasculating
Lol shut up loser

it depends on what you like, do you like big metropolitan areas with lots of shit to do?

don't we all?

Texas is the heart of the old confederacy, that's why I love Texas. I hope Texans still consider themselves texan before Americans

>I need a metal toy to protect myself with
Just use your limbs, if you're not a wuss, that is

Cope and seethe copetugal, cope and seethe

Yes. We do.

Lol no one cares what you think. You don't have a gun.

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Jealous

>"don't mess with texas"!
>gets messed with
>"everything is bigger in texas"!
>small economy, small population, small happiness ratio compared to west coasties and chowderheads
>“A born texan has instilled in his system a mindset of no retreat or no surrender. I wish everyone the world over had the dominating spirit that motivates texans.”
>lose civil war

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Small economy and Population? What?

compared to to the west coast and east coast, texas is a manlet.

What do Texans think of Alaska?

R.I.P. in piece Texas you sweet prince. F

I wish I lived in Alaska texas is extremely grim if we're being honest