/brit/

always wonder how many people check the sources on these things. Although most of this is probably true

just been monkeypozzed

Had a weird fat aussie bird at a party/gathering recently keep saying aloud that my legs are sexy and everyone wants to fuck me, I was coming in an out of consciousness since I hadn’t slept in 2 nights and was calvin kleining but managed to squeak out that I have a gf but it didn’t stop her and she grabbed my dick when I hugged her goodbye as I was leaving later

like watching Buddist talks on youtube although l think the religion is gay and cringe

>wake up to what sounds like a helicopter
>it's just the person in the flat above me shagging
Not a pleasant reason to wake up at this hour

me in the 0.01% of gay men

>was calvin kleining
what

youtube.com/watch?v=pII6mLdNawk

this is unironically what /brit/posters are like IRL, and they're too retarded to realise it

*slides my tongue between your arse crack*

Coke and ket

mad that i met the girl of my dreams 2 years ago today and now she's dead aha

Emma Watson out here ripping canvas in her swimsuit bottoms. I’m surprised she didn’t leave a stain.

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nice. keep going, you'll see it all makes sense
I recommend reading the Dhammapada

can someone tell me if this is true?

get a job or a hobby l'm beggin ya

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leftypol less than pleased

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Drinking Hercule and playing Elden Ring

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I already have a job. As a matter of fact I’m at toil now.

was playing games with the lads online tonight and theres been this huge pile of ket sitting on a plate from friday, was meant to put it in a baggy and save it but obviously after half a g&t i heemed the entire thing because im a runt

>Drinking Hercule and playing Elden Ring

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love stout me
ill keep my eye out for some of that lad

Actually I wear a porkpie.

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never done ket me

Gonna contact one of those dark side of the internet or meme historian YouTube channels and make emmayank famous

depends how much you trust this as a source

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Didn’t wear bracesberg for two weeks, fucking paying the price now bloody hell this hurts

Only illegal drug i've done is cannabis
Done opioids quite a few times but all in circumstances where it was legal.

invisalign gimp

Tbf anyone who dedicates 5 years to spamming their fetish here cannot be right in the head, unironically

>reading the Dhammapada
how long is it?

>Done opioids quite a few times but all in circumstances where it was legal.
Same. Don't see why anyone would do them for fun.

Short, but the length of a book doesn't indicate it's value.

Feel like I’ve got such an addictive personality I would be dead in a year if I even did legal opioids. Started smoking weed in college and only managed to stop nearly a decade later because I could literally feel myself going insane being high 24/7 for years on end

God dammit lads, I just received a text message from the milf escort I have gone to a couple of times now. She is leaving the industry.

Anyone here done Acid, Shrooms, DMT or the like?
Wanna have a go but worried with my mental 'elf it'd push me over into psychosis.
Think maybe in late summer/ early autumn i'll go mushroom picking....

>weinberg
yes I do trust this

You should. Jews are a very smart race, responsible for many great innovations.

Shrooms are fun. Just set aside the whole day, and do them somewhere comfy and familiar.
When they wear off you'll feel more sober than you've ever felt before, kind of cleansing mentally.

digits and i make a late night sandwich