What's your go to show/movie for being a useless piece of shit and getting drunk at noon on a weekday...

What's your go to show/movie for being a useless piece of shit and getting drunk at noon on a weekday? For me it's American Dad.

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YouTube clips. Usually the same ones, over and over again.

I just play video games and listen to YouTube videos in the background. Right now it's TF2 and some random interviews with war vets

this is a great one

for me it's Star Trek

I can't focus on games when I drink.

Stick that torch lighter up your ass and start it up OP

This shits a literal snorefest, I've tried time and time again to force myself to watch it because everyone my whole life loves it, but it's just gay and boring like twin peaks

always sunny but replace alcohol with opiates casue im a t brit junkie

I either just listen to music and dance like a tard or watch lone wolf and cub baby cart at the river styx (or something like that)

all these drukposts make me so glad i quit that poison, shit aged me 2 decades in 2 years

the past month it’s literally just been Elden ring nonstop
On my fourth character right now

That's a good one but try lsd instead of opiates next time you do that. Or just drink. Or do all three, idk.

Its friday. You're only objectively useless till 5 pm. Enjoy yourself, user. I usually go in for frasier on days like that.

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the Boondock Saints
Cannonball Run
Smokey and the Bandit

wtf im at 90 hours and havent even gone through the capital yet

This guy knows what's fucking up. Absolute kino drinking movies bud.

Same just picked up some blue percs and I'm feeling fuzzy while watching blade runner. About to watch supernatural.

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I get hyperfocused actually. When I get drunk enough I just start listening to music and grinding away. It's great

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lol i dont like lsd but love mushrooms cause im a jew who learnt to score free drugs, im going to hell but fuck it

First run doing 100% of everything and farming weapons took me 200 hours. NG+ took 20 hours.

God I hate former drunks, preachy ass nigga fuck off it's my day off.

It's almost noon here and I'm pretty buzzed. I like modern family. I have a date today too so I should stop drinking and shower.

>Boondock Saints
why do white trash nerds love that movie so much?

>learnt
im sure sucking your dealers circumsized pen0r didnt take much education

based brewskitobro

based

and i hate current drunks, congratulations on your shitty meaningless life, thanks for posting about it on Any Forums, retard

Based shrooms are good too. You do the uncle Ben method of growing? Wife made me stop when we got married

FUCK YOU

Same, fucking stiffs. Just because you're couldn't control yourself doesn't mean the rest of us can't.

i just pick em lol

im smoking weed and watching the simpsons :FeeslSlowMan:

>you're couldn't control
alcohol-addled neurons just struggling to function here

They like certain video games too

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go to 420chan post your faggy drug blog there

gay and boring? no one asked about your sex life

They grow in England? I used to pick them when I lived in Florida but haven't seen them in Montana, Minnesota, or Idaho.

>DUDE WEED LMAO

Says the nigger crying on Any Forums about how much he likes to look down his faggot nose at people and trying to argue his point. You're still a drunk, bitch.

You hate seeing the alcoholic post because he is having a good time and you're not. Have a drink, junkie. I know your mouth is watering at the thought.

But noon is when you're allowed to start drinking. That's the rule.
Anyway, House I guess

WOW YOU ARE OVER THE AGE OF 21 AND HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY THE SHITTIEST LEGAL DRUG KNOWN TO MAN?
almost makes up for not having a personality

No user mushrooms only grow where you live and no one else has heard of them

>and i hate current drunks, congratulations on your shitty meaningless life, thanks for posting about it on Any Forums, retard

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Weeds the worst legal drug. It’s only good if your already on something else like coke adderall or drinking

1:30pm. Watching The Talk. Jerry O'Connell is surprisingly very crazy. I'm supposed to be going to sleep or getting drunk but I just ate a ton of junk food. Woke up at 8pm. Started drinking at 9:30pm. Got pretty drunk off Guinness draught cans. I think I fell asleep from 3:30-4:30am

For me, it's browsing Any Forums and thinking about watching something new, but ultimately deciding against it

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this

>this
when you're too stupid to add anything or contribute in any way, you post
>this

But I lived in those places and didn't see them

You can just drink in moderation pal. It's the weekend have a lil fun

Kek maybe when your mom gets home she'll drive you to the liquor store. Get caught with that suspended license and your BAC they'll throw you in the slammer. When the booze runs out you'll realize that you're still suck with that shitty life you are trying to escape loser

Hey make sure you have that bloody mary in the morning, helps the hangovers. Make sure you do that, wouldn't want a hangover or anything.
Do it.
Drink in the morning.
Go on.