What’s an evening like at the Smith residence?

Nah, she's a skinny lanklet and lives in the bizarro world.

Yes

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>skinny lanklet
user lanklet implies skinny
>and lives in the bizarro world.
what

Shoutout to Will's other son who minds his own business

He's the real hero in all of this

>Will and Jada.
>Kids are Willow and Jaden.
I just got this.

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The older forgettable son is doing his own thing & keeping himself as far from his mother as possible. Still talks to his dad but its awkward since so much of Will's private life was drug out into daylight by Jada Pickadick Smith

Jaden does weird shit in the basement cause he is "creative" & weird. Will tries to talk to him but Jaden doesnt care, he has fully embraced esoteric deconstruction of society into the absurd. Will leaves a toblerone on his dresser & leaves. It's the only way he can show how much he cares.

Willow is talking to friends & doing hobby projects. She's trying to be normal even though her mother has become a child & she herself has tried to become a mother figure as most daughters do when the mother abandons them. She still makes gestures of good will towards her father by talking about music.

The Bitch is doing whatever & whomever she pleases. Will doesnt try to intervene. He tried so hard to be a good husband & father to try & make up for the absence of his own father & to try & fix black stereotypes by being a family man. She poisons his children against him with vile comments & constant little tear downs.

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I'll have the boys at HQ analyze it but i think you're onto something here

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Hell no she looks like a fucking 👽

Jadill and Wallada would have been better.

Jaden Smith looks like a straight up retard in that pink neon suit.

Bitch looks like a Matrix villain

Absolutely. Though I'd get her away from her mom & tell her bald isnt beautiful if your soul is a tar pit. She has that slinky yet curvy figure that can be really hot if they know how to move.

ngl i feel bad for him looking at that picture. every person in that image looks 100% self-absorbed and could not give half a flying fuck about his accomplishment, him with that grimaced forced smile knowing full well they don't give a fuck.

this would make a good parody series... with popsicle stick puppets

Will's three good traits were split between his kids.
Wholesomeness goes to the first kid
Freshness goes to Jaden
Smoothness goes to Willow

i think the oldest son looks alright and there for his dad. everyone else takes will for granted tho

That's nothing. Imagine what the average day was like here

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Jada isn't Trey's mom

>NOOOOOOOOOOO PAPPA BRADDUUUUU PREEEASSEEE

Did not know that. That explains why he is normal.

>my white wife won't let me have white kids without adopting and equal number of useless shitskins

imagine marrying white guilt in human form

How do you fuck up this royally? Bitch must have some voodoo pussy.

Well of course you didn't know that. You're pulling a lot of shit out of your ass lmao. inb4 nerd rage

This family is just TOO dysfunctional for me. I'm sort of done with them. 😲