ITT: Movies with great reviews that you thought were absolutely terrible

ITT: Movies with great reviews that you thought were absolutely terrible

>not just overrated, but complete dogshit

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It was definitely the most obvious "self-insert writer fantasy" I've seen outside a Woody Allen film

True that
Most of all what made me hate it was the way it undermined its own message. The point is supposed to be that a "nobody" can become a badass, when he wasn't a nobody to begin with - he was some James Bond esque character his whole life who just happened to be hiding it for the start of the movie. Lazy character development

Bro... the critics work for the industry....
If it were a steaming hot turd they would still vote their job you know what I'm sayin...

>The point is supposed to be that a "nobody" can become a badass
says who? 🤨

I thought it was OK. I just couldnt get into the actor being some badass

Yeah but it's not like critics were all over The Emoji Movie

This movie was completely unnecessary. Budget John Wick.

black panther
but apparently it's in the top 20 movies of all time of all time

Clearly what the writers were going for with the way the character is introduced and his sudden decision to "break bad". Only to undermine it in the latter half of the movie.
Also don't unironically use emojis you faggot

you know he's a secret agent type right from the start

Logan

>you broke into my family's home at night and pointed a gun in my face? I will let you go.
>they stole my daughter's kitty cat bracelet? NOW I WILL HUNT THEM DOWN.

fucking retarded

Then the end went full Shoot Em Up. Which was a better, more focused movie. Nobody didn't know if it wanted to be John Wick, a parody of John Wick, or a full retard camp like Shoot Em Up

I turned it off midway through because I was expecting some John Wick revenge style movie but in the end it's just some ex special forces guy who really just wanted to be violent and kill again so he goes out and purposely causes mayhem just to do that

this was boring and forced they try to downplay and humanizing but he still a john wick clone by the end 🤢

I know none of you would've actually paid to go see this but this movie was so unfathomably dogshit that it made me never want to read a review or watch a movie again. and im not often hyperbolic and hate-filled as the average tv browser, this shit was just such a waste of time and the people eating it up have never seen a horror film before. I like a24 but their shills are honest to god retarded

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I thought it was okay but the final scene was such a letdown. Just a boring, bog-standard shoot out. The bus scene made it look like shit.

I haven't seen Shoot Em Up in so long, I remember being amazed by it as a kid because it was pure action, I should watch it again

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>The point is supposed to be that a "nobody" can become a badass, when he wasn't a nobody to begin with - he was some James Bond esque character his whole life who just happened to be hiding it
I turned the trailer off 15 seconds in and never gave the movie a second thought because of this

You're a fucking dumbass 👍

I hate Ti West because he's part of that pretentious faggot clique who do indie mumble core movies

You're a fucking faggot. How many black cocks have you sucked today?

he knew the gun is empty and didn't want to risk throwing his low key life away, but then regret it and looked for any excuse to go back.

white power fantasy

Whats up with stupid people and black cock obsession?

I dunno, ask your wife and her bull

jokes on you dumbass, im gay 😙

Ha. So you are a faggot. Knew it

This movie is peak “boring streaming service ai generated plot”