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BLACK BORIS

>mumberg is currently crying in the living room because she's been talking about the same thing since Thursday and dadberg asked her to stop talking about it
Oh my days.

haha this pakistani poster still thinks the daily mail is right wing omdzzzz

>I can almost guarantee you the paper (daily mail) will side with Labour in the next election
rorkey boy lost the plot

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hate my life, hate myself and I hate life in general

they put the two darkest blacks together

Good idea imo

Don't tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers.

The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country;
The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country;
The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country;
The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country;
The Financial Times is read by people who own the country;
The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country and the Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.

Imagine thinking everything is actually all about what country you're from in the 21st century.

Catch up rorke

mainstream media been scurrying frantically all weekend to find pictures of non whites at jubilee celebrations

> There literally isn't a single right-wing media outlet of any significant size
what a brainlet

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is he right?

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*sees post count of the old thread*
*grimaces*
*beckons over the janny and whispers inaudible instruction in his ear*

>The Daily Mail
its not 2009 anymore mohammed
>The Daily Express
a zionist supporting boomer paper
>The Daily Telegraph
not even remotely right wing
>The Sun
left wing newspaper for proles
>GB News
not even remotely right wing

kill the pakis and the rich, simple as

Took lsd once and my third eye awoke from its slumber

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i can make anything, a bong out of a coke can
say when

new 'jak just dropped

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they tried to impeach trump and boris, yet both times they failed

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>paki cope

webms that make you heckin' love science and shit

40% OF HIS OWN NIGGAS WANT HIM DEAD

HE'S GONE GONE GONE GONE

HE CAN'T EVEN PASS ANY POLICIES WITH A POISON PARTY LIKE THAT

Yes
Just wait for these 2 byelections

wahay look at him go

>both times
*all three times

>traduire le tweet
nani?!?

That user has a point, I've noticed the Daily Mail increasingly reporting on immigration and "woke" shit in almost a neutral air, not even really critiquing it anymore but almost gloating about it as if to trigger their more right-wing readerbase. It does read a bit like someone has given orders from above that they need to start reporting in such a way as to demoralise actual right-wing people.

The Times, The Daily Mail, The Spectator, The Telegraph and The Sun will all side with Labour in the next general election. The stars are aligned, they've been building up for it since 2019. These are establishment newspapers, and they all hate populists, every single day they attack the tories for not being le proper and le sensible low tax small c conservative.

What are you so excited about you sad bastard

*does a little dance*

>ANGELA WHITE - Oiled Up Busty Slut POV
hmm yes

politics is celebrity gossip for people who think they're smart

*makes a little love*

boris won handsomely mates

done with /brit/
grown out of you lot I reckon

IRA IRA IRA MAGGIE IRA MAGGIE MAGGIE IRA

wish our guy corbyn would come back. say what you will be at least you knew everything he said he 100% believe. Most honest man in British political history. I guess thats why the North London tribe had to take him down

You're clearly completely delusional, "Mohammed".

any /country/ man in

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reckon I accidentally gave myself body dysmorphia from watching so much WWF as a kid. Now I think anything less than steroid-achieved wash-board abs makes me fat and disgusting even though I'm a healthy BMI and a below-average waist.

Was it about the Queen or what?

going to hit on so many girls thislondon pride gona be absolute maniac

He hated Jews unlike the paki Muslim London mayor

any bum poo man in

Corbyn only hated Jews because he shilled hard for Islam.

more of a poo bum man, myself

true that. i miss the days when thick people stuck to sports and soaps and the like. now we've become a yankified runthole, all the thickos treat politics like its sport. sick of it.

>That user has a point
No you don't. Stop pretending you're a completely different person, when you're simply agreeing with yourself, you schizo rat.

more of an arse shit man, me

>last london pride was 3 years ago
>all the girls are gona be so horny out with their gay friends
gona sweep up lads gona absolutely sweep any less than 3 shags that saturday and i will be disapopinted

>hated jews
this was such bullshit
he criticised Israel a few times but of course the yids in the media blew it out of proportion

>paki muslim
bit redundant don't you think? use one or the other

>body dysmorphia

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mega schizo energy here

Single life is boring after one month

What

haha you're that schizophrenic pakistani with the hysterical writing prose, i remember you. That wasn't me btw, its just an objective fact that the Daily Mail shifted to the centre. I don't know what to tell you ahmed, its been observed from across the political spectrum for many years. Maybe you're too young to remember pre-2017 daily mail?